Monster Rash by Meyer & Drake

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Monster Rash
By: Meyer & Drake

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Duration:	2:29 (Captain Wayne)
Release Date:	1979 (Captain Wayne)
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Parody of "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett. (Dave AuJus)

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Let me tell you a tale of horror
It was the time I dated the girl next door
When I tried to kiss her she went into fits
And screamed that my face was covered with zits

There was a rash . . . It was the Monster Rash
An ugly rash . . . It broke out in a flash
A stupid rash . . . Made me feel like an ash
There was a rash . . . It was the Monster Rash

Pimples were breaking out everywhere
Between my toes and even in my hair
The Monster Rash is now sweeping the land
Clearisil is in big demand

It's called the rash . . . It's called the Monster Rash
An ugly rash ... It breaks out in a flash
A stupid rash . . . Makes you feel like an ash
It's called the rash . . . It's called the Monster Rash

Acne is no fun
The blemishes have just begun
If you're not a walking zit farm
Then you are the only one

Now everything's cool, there's no need to fuss
All my friends are plagued by the poisonous pus
But we don't care what our glands secrete
It's the thrill of victory, the acne of the feet

We've got the rash . . . We've got the Monster Rash
That ugly rash . . . It breaks out in a flash
That stupid rash . . . Makes you feel like an ash
We've got the rash . . . We've got the Monster Rash

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	12-31-17, #KMCC-T24	10-29-13, #ISGD-13-45
	11-04-17, #KMCC-T12-51	10-16-12, #BWR-12-10-16
	10-28-17, #KMCC- 12-05	10-11-11, #BWR-11-10-11
	11-05-16, #KMCC-T12-03	12-30-79, #KMET-79-52
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