Stars and Stripes  By: Dan Hart

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In days of old Kings' courts were controlled By wizards and their crystal balls There'd be no decisions Without the magicians And alchemists and voodoo dolls But we've come a long way Since those cold, dark days Our Ronnie's a shrewd strategist If he thinks something's chancy He just consults Nancy And she asks her astrologist Chorus: Oh, Ronnie's on a natural high He's a modern, '80s, New Age kinda guy He may have never been a star on the screen But his head's full of stars from the sky There's no compromising with Scorpio rising Put off treaties till a later time When Mars is in Taurus There's no more hope for us And Nancy won't let Ronnie sign [Nancy: "Just say no!"] When he's taking a nap She checks her star map To decide how the budget will float He became Capricorn When he passed tax reform At least, he sure looked like a goat [Chorus] When Saturn's near Pluto It's a good time to veto Anything passing his eyes And he just hums a mantra And aid for the Contras Appears as the moon starts to rise He'll declare World War III In the month of Gemini And the planets will guide our course And he'll call Armageddon With Jupiter settin' And it truly will be Star Wars [Chorus] With his horoscope Our Ronnie can cope With major decisions of state It's a comfort to know That he's running the show And we're not just the playthings of fate [Ron: “Well, ah... ommmmm”] (mfnickster)

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