What if Your Wife Was a Man by David Tanny

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What if Your Wife Was a Man
By: David Tanny

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Duration:	1:25
Release Date:	7/18/2006 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	David Tanny (davidtanny)
Music By:	Carla Ulbrich (davidtanny)
Produced By:	David Tanny (davidtanny)
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Keywords:	CARLA, MAN, TRANSGENDER, TRANSSEXUAL, ULBRICH, WIFE

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Newer version with three more lyrics is found on later CDs. (davidtanny)

Mad Music Dementia Top 20 - #1 track of 2006 (DJ Particle)

Parody of "What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone/What If Your Butt Was Gone" by Carla Ulbrich (peterpuck9)

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10th Anniversary Collection Volume 5: Rejects I-Parodies (davidtanny)

Song Lyrics:

What if I told you theoretically?
If I could tell you— hypothetically
If I'm gonna be as frank as I can
What if your wife was a man?

If she was the prettiest girl in the world
And you find out one day that she wasn't a girl
Would you divorce her and move to Iran?
What if your wife was a mon?

Does your wife stand up when she does number one?
Will you still kiss her and call you her hon?
She'll watch Lifetime and ESPN
What if your wife was a man?

I hope this wouldn't make you feel hurt.
When your wife erects a tent in her skirt.
This shouldn't make you feel like a boob.
What if your wife was a dude?

Is she too tall for a beautiful chick?
Does she have a rack and a twelve inch rod?
I hope this doesn't frighten you pale.
What if your wife was male?

Does you lovely wife wear a flannel shirt?
As well as an acorn chiffon skirt?
I hope this doesn't make you feel screwed
What if your wife was a duuude?

Is she part Beyonce and Jay Z?
And part Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie?
I hope this doesn't make you feel damned.
What if your wife was a man?

(peterpuck9)

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*Available on the following albums:*
Stupid Audio 3.0	10th Anniversary Collection Volume 5: Rejects I-Parodies
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