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I Had A Shoggoth 
By: Tom Smith
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Duration: 4:28 
Release Date: 4/25/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Parody Lyrics by Tom Smith (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Traditional (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Tom Smith (peterpuck9) 
Released By: TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
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Facts:
  • Parody of traditional American song "I Bought Me A Cat" popularized by Aaron Copland. (karlap)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I had a shoggoth, he pleased me,
    But drove me to insanity.
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had a minion, he pleased me,
    Got victims for my laboratory.
    Minion went YES, MASTER
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had a zombie, he pleased me,
    With his decaying anatomy.
    Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
    Minion went YES, MASTER
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had a werewolf, he pleased me,
    Devoured every cat he'd see.
    Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
    Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
    Minion went YES, MASTER
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had a mummy, he pleased me,
    And taught me Egyptology.
    Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
    Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
    Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
    Minion went ABBY SOMEBODY
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had a hunchback, he pleased me,
    Got Esmerelda sanctuary.
    Hunchback went THE BELLS
    Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
    Werewolf went HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
    Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
    Minion went YES, MASTER
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had a vampire, he pleased me,
    But at my parties he wouldn't drink... tea.
    Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
    Hunchback went THE BELLS
    Mummy went MMMM... DONUTS
    Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
    Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
    Minion went IT'S STILL WARM
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had an Old One, he pleased me,
    In R'lyeh sunk beneath the sea.
    Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
    Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
    Hunchback went THE BELLS
    Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
    Werewolf went RRUFF RRUFF
    Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
    Minion went YES, MASTER
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had a cylon, he pleased me,
    But then he turned into a she.
    Cylon went BY YOUR COMMAND
    Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
    Vampire went CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT, SHUT UP!
    Hunchback went THE BELLS
    Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
    Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
    Zombie went CHEETOS
    Minion went YES, MASTER
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had a Dalek, he pleased me,
    But stairs would make him really cranky.
    Dalek went EXTERMINATE
    Cylon went BY YOUR COMMAND
    Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
    Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
    Hunchback went THE BELLS
    Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
    Werewolf went HERE KITTY KITTY
    Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
    Minion went NOT THE RED ONE!
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had a Sith Lord, he pleased me,
    But I hated his prequel trilogy.
    Vader went KHSHHHHH-HHHOSHHHHH
    Dalek went EXTERMINATE
    Cylon went I FEEL PRETTY
    Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
    Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
    Hunchback went CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
    Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
    Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
    Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
    Minion went YES, MASTER
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had a Dark Lord, he pleased me,
    But he couldn't beat Harry and Hermione.
    Riddle went AVADA KEDAVRA
    Vader went I HAVE YOU NOW
    Dalek went IT IS NOT A TOILET PLUNGER
    Cylon went DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
    Cthulhu went PFAGH! Calimari....
    Vampire went TWELVE BEAUTIFUL VERSES
    Hunchback went OUT THERE....
    Mummy went MMMM CHOCOLATE
    Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
    Zombie went NOT EAT EYES
    Minion went WHAT HUMP?
    Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

    I had Galactus, he pleased me,
    But he ate my planet casually.
    Galactus went CHOMP.

    Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com
    (peterpuck9)
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    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  05-23-08 02:07 AM  -  10 years ago
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    Very interesting song here. The rhyming was difficult to pull off, congrats on that. This OS always drove me nuts, thanks for improving upon it!
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