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Duration: 3:22 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 6/19/2005  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
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Produced By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of Funiculi, Funicula (Traditional Italian Song) (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    She thinks there’s nothing better than a mall trip
    She loves to buy
    (bills now sky-high)

    She thinks that I’m a lousy alcoholic
    I like my rye
    (his liver’s fried)

    Oh I, I love to spend my time in drinking
    Some nights till dawn
    (he ties one on)

    To set the air afoul with my breath stinking
    My lunch is gone
    (up, it was thrown)

    Bitchin’, bi***in’! Screaming in my ear
    Bitchin’, bi***in’! Wish she’d disappear
    She’s sick of me, I’m sick of her, she’s sick of me, I’m sick of her
    Sick is what we are, she’s sick of me, I’m sick of her

    Some think it dumb for me to be romancing
    Out on the sly
    (zip up your fly)

    I think that guy, at me, keeps quickly glancing
    A private eye?
    (gay cable guy)

    But, oh, this drunken tart I’m with is lovely
    She seems so nice
    (her hair has lice)

    I wonder just what she is thinking of me
    I’ll roll the dice
    (you’ll pay the price)

    Herpes, herpes! Spread it all around
    Herpes, herpes! Cheating I am found
    Infected me, infected her, infected me, infected her
    Curtain’s coming down, infected me, infected her

    Ah me! I’m being sued for second sourcing
    She threw me out
    (the drunken lout)

    Soon we will be in court for our divorcing
    A legal bout
    (he’ll lose, no doubt)

    The judge tells me I must have something missing
    Within my mind
    (was being kind)

    When through, I will not have a pot to **** in
    Justice is blind
    (but not this time)

    Lawyers, lawyers, vultures that they are
    Lawyers, lawyers, she gets house and car
    She’s sick of me, I’m sick of her, she’s sick of me, I’m sick of her
    She gets house and car, she’s sick of me, I’m sick of her
    (belowaveragedave)
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    Played on 2 shows:
    06-14-09, #BAD_06-14-0904-20-08, #BAD_08-04-20
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