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Rank this week: 23 (↑43)
Duration: 1:20 
Release Date: 1995  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Jonathan Rosner (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Jonathan Rosner (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Rhino (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: F Seven Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #390656781 
Keywords: CHRISTMAS, DRUGS, HOMELESS ABUSE, IMPLIED ANTI-SEMITISM, LIQUOR, OUTDOOR SEX, THE DICKIES 
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Facts:
  • Early in this song, a reference is made to The Dickies version of 'Silent Night' which appears along with this song on the 1995 'Punk Rock Xmas' compilation. It appears before this one does on that album- presumably so the listener would get the reference had they never heard that Dickies punk rock standard before. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • The music on this track is identical to their song about the Coneheads and very similar to "Dwarf Tossin' " (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Likely the only song in the archive with a lyric like "F*ck you, stupid homeless guy". (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I wake up early and I'm ready to go
    I grab a beer and I eat some candy
    I hear The Dickies on my radio (Silent night..)
    I'm in the spirit and I'm feelin' randy
    Do my woman in the snow

    Yeah, it's Christmas
    It's not for the Jews
    Yeah, it's Christmas
    And I'm swimmin' in booze
    I'm gonna miss this
    after Christmas

    f**k you, stupid homeless guy
    You put a damper on my jubilation
    My belly's full and I'm really high
    Oh, it's a yuletide celebration
    Peeing pictures in the snow

    Yeah, it's Christmas
    It's not for the Jews
    Yeah, it's Christmas
    And I'm swimmin' in booze
    I'm gonna miss this
    after Christmas

    ..found a finger in the snow

    Yeah, it's Christmas
    It's not for the Jews
    Yeah, it's Christmas
    And I'm swimmin' in booze
    I'm gonna miss this
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 9.3 (1 vote)
    Played on 3 shows:
    01-05-19, #MMS-23012-04-11, #MMS-145
    12-12-14, #MMS-191
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