Girl, You Derive Me Crazy by Awkward Teenage Man Syndrome

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Girl, You Derive Me Crazy
By: Awkward Teenage Man Syndrome

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Duration:	5:54
Release Date:	5/25/2011
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One day while I was multiplying pi
I turned around and then I caught your eye
And you caught mine, and ever since that day
I learned that calc is fun and games
if you've got someone to calcudate.

I wanna lie tangent to your curves
Cos girl you derive me crazy
dMe/dYou shows how fast I'm falling
And if they integrate us
They'll never separate us
They'll just find our little area of love.

I integrate but can't figure you out
If only I could get you to C
I swear to you I'm seriesous
There's no need to test me
But if you really want I'll diverge and give you space
I don't want you to become an X
I'd rather be a pair, a metric ton of love.

For Valentine's Day I made you a cardiod
Set my calculator to Polar
If you could only see, can't I please be yours as we go onto infinity
Cos you make my heart palpitate as I can't help but calculate
I run it through but can't compute
because for U there is no substitute.
I don't know any other way to say this but

I wanna lie tangent to your curves
Cos girl you derive me crazy
dMe/dYou shows how fast I'm falling
And if they integrate us
They'll never separate us
They'll just find our little area of love

Once we were partial fractions, then we were put together
By some magical vdu, A and B, me and you
I hope they never have to separate us
I feel that'd be improper
I don't care if they Sigmatize us
for the way we never cusp
But as our series adds up
even though it alternates
I'll admit its not always great
And sometimes I screw up and feel like an idiot
Somehow you don't care and as it all turns out
We always end up less than 3
This is the nth time I'm saying this but

I wanna lie tangent to your curves
Cos girl you derive me crazy
dMe/dYou shows how fast I'm falling
And if they integrate us
They'll never separate us
They'll just find our little area of love

If they graphed our relationship
they'd find no discontinuities
for while others may jump and skip
we're continuously continuous
And as we go on and on and on
I still can't predict our end behavior
While I'd hope its still an upward slope
things get tricky at our major points of inflection
Some days we're concave up
Happy as young pups
Then others we're concave down
with a rightside frown

You met a guy named Victor Vector
He's taking you a different direction
He's got a new job as an art director
And I can't calculate that,
there's just too many variables
It seems the point at which we intersect
has met the point at which we part
and exponentially I see
decay for me and growth for he
I'm fading out and going to zero
But as you go I try one last time

I wanna lie tangent to your curves
Cos girl you derive me crazy
dMe/dYou shows how fast I'm falling
And if they integrate us
They'll never separate us
They'll just find our little area of love

You turn around and I can tell
You didn't like my chorus
But then it turns I don't C so well
And things look good for us
I sometimes think too logically
But then again its why you like me
While I'm not so good at being cutesy
I try my best with what I can be
Trigonometric inverse fractions
The heck with those
The factorial is this
You're better than all that math.
But lets do one last problem, you + me + kiss. (Threepwood42)

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