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Rank this week: 20 (↑33)
Duration: 2:15 
Release Date: 12/1/2018  (Dave AuJus) 
Lyrics By: Amy Engelhardt 
Music By:
Produced By: Amy Engelhardt (Dave AuJus) 
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Published By:
Licensing: ASCAP (Dave AuJus) 
Song Lyrics:
Santa's not a folktale - I've got Polaroids galore.
I met him every year inside a big department store.
But Santa went full digital in 2017.
He'll only Skype or FaceTime, and his lap on the screen.
But Santa is a real man. You ask me how I know.
He texted an attachment he called, "Ho Ho Ho!"

SAINT NICK DICK PIC - That's no bowl full of jello.
Santa sent a selfie that I can't unsee.

(He sent a) SAINT NICK DICK PIC - Two lumps of coal...
SAINT NICK DICK PIC - And is that the... North Pole?
SAINT NICK DICK PIC - Was this sent just to me ?
Santa sent a selfie that I can't unsee.

On, Facebook! On, Twitter! On, Snapchat! (On phoner)
On Comet, on Cupid, on Blitzen! (On *****?)
On J-Date, on Grindr, on Tindr! (On Reindr?)
You put the dong in ding dong. (I can't even.)

Saint Nick's stick could be a victim of hackage:
He never would deliver such a poorly wrapped package.

SAINT NICK DICK PIC - Naughty, not nice.
SAINT NICK DICK PIC - On my private device.
SAINT NICK DICK PIC - But before I delete it,
Merry Christmas to all! You know I think I might tweet it.

(Dave AuJus)
Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
Played on 2 shows:
12-08-18, #AOTA-18120812-05-18, #MMS-228
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Messages about the song: "Saint Nick Dick Pic"
Stavro Arrgolus   Online  -  Editor, MP3  -  12-01-18 07:05 PM  -  5 months ago

My guess turned out to be correct. It was the HTTPS prefix.

I took the prefix out when I copied the URL at their site, put it in the box and it worked.


Stavro Arrgolus   Online  -  Editor, MP3  -  12-01-18 06:57 PM  -  5 months ago

Could be the link length...but Wayne once told me there was more than enough room.

Could be the 'HTTPS' secure prefix since the page feature was made for the site before its common use, but that's illogical.

Since the link actually works from the comments, but not the yellow box, it's reasonably safe to assume it's a page function bug. One more thing to add to the fix list when Wayne gets some time to sort these things out.

Until then, a working link is on the page, so it's all mostly good. He can deal with the rest.

Dave AuJus   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  12-01-18 06:46 PM  -  5 months ago
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