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| This is a short greeting from the poster boy of the evil side of Christmas. No, not one of the greedy corporate bastards who commercialize it, but rather Krampus himself, the embodiment of the ultimate comeuppance for those who've been naughty at Christmas. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
| The "reach down throat & rip tag off underwear" gag is a joke taken from the British comedy "Red Dwarf" S3 EP3. The actual line, spoken by Lister, is: "I’m gonna stick my fist so far down its gob, I’ll be able to pull
the label off its underpants!" (Stavro Arrgolus) |
| From the opening sequence of Mad Music Show #230 (Xmas II, 2018). (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
(Krampus speaks to the listener with the souls of the damned screaming in horror and torment in the background)
A Merry Christmas to you. This is your old pal, Krampus, and each year, I come from the hoary depths of Hell during this magical holiday to claim your mortal soul, for you have been bad little boys and girls!
The blood and the bile will flow this Christmas! You think I am fooling with you? I will reach down your throat so far that I could rip the tag off your underwear! Then I will flay the skin from your corpse and make it into a funny hat!
Your soul will be devoured and burn in the fiery cauldrons of Hell for all eternity! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
...Oh, yah. And peace and good will to all. Yeah.. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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