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3:03
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1989 (Stavro Arrgolus)
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| There are so many good demented Xmas tunes that don't get heard enough. This is one of the many that Dr. Demento played once or twice and forgot about. I didn't. I recorded that Xmas show in 1989 and this song went right into my Xmas collection. "He fills your stocking with boogers and makes the elves 'wax his sled' with no pants on". Gotta love it. | - Stavro Arrgolus |
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| For the younger listeners- the line about "gifts made in South Africa"... In the time before the end of apartheid, products from South Africa were verboten. To buy them meant you supported their evil, racist regime, so logically, if Santa went 'bad', that's where he'd get his toys. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
('Jingle Bells' plays on toy piano in background while Santa 'Ho Ho Hos.' Music tuns malevolent and his jolly laugh becomes evil cackle)
Well, he's smokin' trash
He's drinkin' wine
He'll sneak down the chimney
and rob you blind
Slaps all the kids 'til they start cryin'
Fills your stocking with BOOGERS!
He grinds your cookies into the rug
Pours milk on the sofa and grabs a beer
Leaves gifts that're made in South Africa
and exposes himself to the reindeer
Don't you know it's sad
He sold his toys to the Devil
It's the worst nightmare you ever had
Santa Claus gone BAD!
Drools cranberry sauce in his smelly beard
Got rats in his hair and barf on his shoes
Sleeps in a dumpster out in back of Sears
and he's covered all over with obscene tattoos
He pays his elves a buck thirty-five
He makes them wax his sled with no pants on
Little girls on his lap get a big surprise
You'd better watch out; I'm tellin' you why
Don't you know it's sad
He sold his toys to the Devil
It's the worst nightmare you ever had
Santa Claus gone BAD!
It's the worst nightmare you ever had
Santa! Santa! What's the matter with St. Nick? He's gone BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Current Rating
9.7
(2 votes)
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