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Topic: Fun with Avialable Tar.

Started by: Shmooly

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  04-01-07 07:12 PM  -  17 years ago
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Aye, 'tis true. I re-tard in 1989. I now have too much time to re-tar my driveway with available tar, but am too lazy to lift an aardvark to re-tar. Those damn things are heavy! Have to be a re-tard to try to pick one up.

--- macca45
Oh yeah, you won't regret it, re-tarment is a great life, I re-tard 7 years ago, and haven't worked a lick since.

Alex

--- Shmooly
It's simple, just keep using the keyboard until the tar wears off,
THEN, after its all worn off, just get some more tar and RE-TAR THE KEYBOARD.
I should know I'm an expert at RETARDATION.
macca45   Offline  -  Participant  -  04-01-07 04:52 PM  -  17 years ago
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Oh yeah, you won't regret it, re-tarment is a great life, I re-tard 7 years ago, and haven't worked a lick since.

Alex

--- Shmooly
It's simple, just keep using the keyboard until the tar wears off,
THEN, after its all worn off, just get some more tar and RE-TAR THE KEYBOARD.
I should know I'm an expert at RETARDATION.
Shmooly   Offline  -  Artist, MP3  -  04-01-07 08:08 AM  -  17 years ago
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It's simple, just keep using the keyboard until the tar wears off,
THEN, after its all worn off, just get some more tar and RE-TAR THE KEYBOARD.
I should know I'm an expert at RETARDATION.
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-30-07 01:21 PM  -  17 years ago
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Since 'available tar' comes out the business end of asphalt aardvarks, running things backward would produce more aardvarks. Don't want them on my keyboard. Those suckers are heavier than a busload of middle-aged Vegas tourists sitting on a pile of Roseanne Barrs. Soaking up the tar with belly button lint just makes the board fuzzy. And a bit smelly. I'm told some people are really into the whole 'fuzzy' thing, but not me.

Maybe I'll just get one of those ergonomic keyboards...

--- BorisBadenov
If you were running Linux or any other variant of Unix there's a well-documented utility called "tar." You can use that utility to untar your keyboard by running it backeard through the command. Sort of like running sausage backward through the meat grinder to make pigs.

--- peterpuck9
You're going to have to replace the keyboard....

--- Stavro288
After all this, I'm all sticky and the living room is full of asphalt aardvarks. But then we've all experienced that from time to time, haven't we? At least the aardvarks will make good lawn ornaments. But how am I going to get all this damn tar out of my keyboard?
BorisBadenov   Offline  -  Donator  -  03-30-07 12:54 PM  -  17 years ago
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If you were running Linux or any other variant of Unix there's a well-documented utility called "tar." You can use that utility to untar your keyboard by running it backeard through the command. Sort of like running sausage backward through the meat grinder to make pigs.

--- peterpuck9
You're going to have to replace the keyboard....

--- Stavro288
After all this, I'm all sticky and the living room is full of asphalt aardvarks. But then we've all experienced that from time to time, haven't we? At least the aardvarks will make good lawn ornaments. But how am I going to get all this damn tar out of my keyboard?
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-30-07 12:40 PM  -  17 years ago
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You're going to have to replace the keyboard....

--- Stavro288
After all this, I'm all sticky and the living room is full of asphalt aardvarks. But then we've all experienced that from time to time, haven't we? At least the aardvarks will make good lawn ornaments. But how am I going to get all this damn tar out of my keyboard?
MarlinsGirl   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-30-07 08:46 AM  -  17 years ago
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belly button lint?

Terri M.

--- Stavro288
After all this, I'm all sticky and the living room is full of asphalt aardvarks. But then we've all experienced that from time to time, haven't we? At least the aardvarks will make good lawn ornaments. But how am I going to get all this damn tar out of my keyboard?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-30-07 07:32 AM  -  17 years ago
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After all this, I'm all sticky and the living room is full of asphalt aardvarks. But then we've all experienced that from time to time, haven't we? At least the aardvarks will make good lawn ornaments. But how am I going to get all this damn tar out of my keyboard?
Shmooly   Offline  -  Artist, MP3  -  03-30-07 05:43 AM  -  17 years ago
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Either that or we've been "TARRED AND FEATHERED"!

peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-29-07 11:01 PM  -  17 years ago
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You could say we beat the tar out of it!

--- Stavro288
Quite so. We really ran with this one. This Pythonesque 'stream of consciousness' thing made for a super long, 'super woody' thread. Not our fault. 'Society is to blame', so arrest them instead.

--- peterpuck9
Thank God. I saw the Thread Police lurking offstage.

--- Stavro288
Indeed. It must have been....AVAILABLE TAR! "We have come full circle..."

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-29-07 05:26 PM  -  17 years ago
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Quite so. We really ran with this one. This Pythonesque 'stream of consciousness' thing made for a super long, 'super woody' thread. Not our fault. 'Society is to blame', so arrest them instead.

--- peterpuck9
Thank God. I saw the Thread Police lurking offstage.

--- Stavro288
Indeed. It must have been....AVAILABLE TAR! "We have come full circle..."

--- MarlinsGirl
That wasn't water, it was Something Completely Different.
Terri M.

peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-29-07 05:15 PM  -  17 years ago
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Thank God. I saw the Thread Police lurking offstage.

--- Stavro288
Indeed. It must have been....AVAILABLE TAR! "We have come full circle..."

--- MarlinsGirl
That wasn't water, it was Something Completely Different.
Terri M.

--- Stavro288
Yes, like intercourse, good and woody, in-ter-course...pert thighs...botty....erogenous zone....loose woman....ero- Hey! Where'd that bucket of water come from? Hmm...That wasn't water, was it? Better go have a bath, I suppose.

--- peterpuck9
Notice how all the naughty words sound woody?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-29-07 05:05 PM  -  17 years ago
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Indeed. It must have been....AVAILABLE TAR! "We have come full circle..."

--- MarlinsGirl
That wasn't water, it was Something Completely Different.
Terri M.

--- Stavro288
Yes, like intercourse, good and woody, in-ter-course...pert thighs...botty....erogenous zone....loose woman....ero- Hey! Where'd that bucket of water come from? Hmm...That wasn't water, was it? Better go have a bath, I suppose.

--- peterpuck9
Notice how all the naughty words sound woody?
MarlinsGirl   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-29-07 04:50 PM  -  17 years ago
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That wasn't water, it was Something Completely Different.
Terri M.

--- Stavro288
Yes, like intercourse, good and woody, in-ter-course...pert thighs...botty....erogenous zone....loose woman....ero- Hey! Where'd that bucket of water come from? Hmm...That wasn't water, was it? Better go have a bath, I suppose.

--- peterpuck9
Notice how all the naughty words sound woody?

--- Stavro288
Wiskit? Tinny sounding! Not like "rubber hamster". Woody, that.

--- Shmooly
A wiskit A tiskit A green and yella' Biskit!
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-29-07 02:20 PM  -  17 years ago
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Yes, like intercourse, good and woody, in-ter-course...pert thighs...botty....erogenous zone....loose woman....ero- Hey! Where'd that bucket of water come from? Hmm...That wasn't water, was it? Better go have a bath, I suppose.

--- peterpuck9
Notice how all the naughty words sound woody?

--- Stavro288
Wiskit? Tinny sounding! Not like "rubber hamster". Woody, that.

--- Shmooly
A wiskit A tiskit A green and yella' Biskit!
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-29-07 01:22 PM  -  17 years ago
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Notice how all the naughty words sound woody?

--- Stavro288
Wiskit? Tinny sounding! Not like "rubber hamster". Woody, that.

--- Shmooly
A wiskit A tiskit A green and yella' Biskit!
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-29-07 10:46 AM  -  17 years ago
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Wiskit? Tinny sounding! Not like "rubber hamster". Woody, that.

--- Shmooly
A wiskit A tiskit A green and yella' Biskit!
Shmooly   Offline  -  Artist, MP3  -  03-29-07 10:25 AM  -  17 years ago
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A wiskit A tiskit A green and yella' Biskit!
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-29-07 12:55 AM  -  17 years ago
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Plate! Tinny! Lower middle. Not like 'yowling' or 'vacuum'. Super woody sounding words. I hope those bisqwits don't have too much rat in them! ...We've done that one.

--- peterpuck9
No, I mean do you want a biskwit? There, on the plate...

--- Stavro288
Biskwit? Tinny! Tinny sounding word! Tin, tin, tin! They don't make croquet hoops out of bisquit, do they?

--- peterpuck9
Gorn. That's a very woody word. Biskwit?




peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-29-07 12:47 AM  -  17 years ago
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No, I mean do you want a biskwit? There, on the plate...

--- Stavro288
Biskwit? Tinny! Tinny sounding word! Tin, tin, tin! They don't make croquet hoops out of bisquit, do they?

--- peterpuck9
Gorn. That's a very woody word. Biskwit?

--- Stavro288
Bolton, eh? With the way Intercity Rail works I'll probably end up in Ipswich! Or Hounslow...or Surbiton- (wrong show) But then it's hard to pad these shows out to 30 minutes. There are reruns of the Leicester bypass that we haven't seen yet! Bloody repeats! Gorrrrn!

--- peterpuck9
Look, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.


Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-29-07 12:41 AM  -  17 years ago
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Biskwit? Tinny! Tinny sounding word! Tin, tin, tin! They don't make croquet hoops out of bisquit, do they?

--- peterpuck9
Gorn. That's a very woody word. Biskwit?

--- Stavro288
Bolton, eh? With the way Intercity Rail works I'll probably end up in Ipswich! Or Hounslow...or Surbiton- (wrong show) But then it's hard to pad these shows out to 30 minutes. There are reruns of the Leicester bypass that we haven't seen yet! Bloody repeats! Gorrrrn!

--- peterpuck9
Look, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.


peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-29-07 12:35 AM  -  17 years ago
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Gorn. That's a very woody word. Biskwit?

--- Stavro288
Bolton, eh? With the way Intercity Rail works I'll probably end up in Ipswich! Or Hounslow...or Surbiton- (wrong show) But then it's hard to pad these shows out to 30 minutes. There are reruns of the Leicester bypass that we haven't seen yet! Bloody repeats! Gorrrrn!

--- peterpuck9
Look, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

--- Stavro288
Well, it's hardly a proper replacement then, is it?

If you want to get anything done in this country, you have to be a witch!

--- peterpuck9
No, not really.

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-29-07 12:05 AM  -  17 years ago
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Bolton, eh? With the way Intercity Rail works I'll probably end up in Ipswich! Or Hounslow...or Surbiton- (wrong show) But then it's hard to pad these shows out to 30 minutes. There are reruns of the Leicester bypass that we haven't seen yet! Bloody repeats! Gorrrrn!

--- peterpuck9
Look, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

--- Stavro288
Well, it's hardly a proper replacement then, is it?

If you want to get anything done in this country, you have to be a witch!

--- peterpuck9
No, not really.

peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-28-07 11:50 PM  -  17 years ago
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Look, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

--- Stavro288
Well, it's hardly a proper replacement then, is it?

If you want to get anything done in this country, you have to be a witch!

--- peterpuck9
No, not really.

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-28-07 11:42 PM  -  17 years ago
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Well, it's hardly a proper replacement then, is it?

If you want to get anything done in this country, you have to be a witch!

--- peterpuck9
No, not really.

--- Stavro288
Pray, does it talk?

--- peterpuck9
Well, I'd better replace it then.......I took a look 'round and we're fresh out of parrots.....I've got a slug.....

--- Stavro288
He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life he rests in peace, if you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he's be pushing up the daisies. His metabolic processes are now history! He's up the creek! He's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! He's f-ing snuffed it, he has! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!


peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-28-07 11:39 PM  -  17 years ago
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No, not really.

--- Stavro288
Pray, does it talk?

--- peterpuck9
Well, I'd better replace it then.......I took a look 'round and we're fresh out of parrots.....I've got a slug.....

--- Stavro288
He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life he rests in peace, if you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he's be pushing up the daisies. His metabolic processes are now history! He's up the creek! He's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! He's f-ing snuffed it, he has! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!


Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-28-07 11:34 PM  -  17 years ago
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Pray, does it talk?

--- peterpuck9
Well, I'd better replace it then.......I took a look 'round and we're fresh out of parrots.....I've got a slug.....

--- Stavro288
He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life he rests in peace, if you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he's be pushing up the daisies. His metabolic processes are now history! He's up the creek! He's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! He's f-ing snuffed it, he has! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!


--- peterpuck9
No! No! He's pining!

peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-28-07 11:32 PM  -  17 years ago
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Well, I'd better replace it then.......I took a look 'round and we're fresh out of parrots.....I've got a slug.....

--- Stavro288
He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life he rests in peace, if you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he's be pushing up the daisies. His metabolic processes are now history! He's up the creek! He's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! He's f-ing snuffed it, he has! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!


--- peterpuck9
No! No! He's pining!

--- Stavro288
Voom? Mate, this parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4 million volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!

--- peterpuck9
Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-28-07 11:13 PM  -  17 years ago
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He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life he rests in peace, if you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he's be pushing up the daisies. His metabolic processes are now history! He's up the creek! He's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! He's f-ing snuffed it, he has! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!


--- peterpuck9
No! No! He's pining!

--- Stavro288
Voom? Mate, this parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4 million volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!

--- peterpuck9
Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-28-07 10:57 PM  -  17 years ago
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No! No! He's pining!

--- Stavro288
Voom? Mate, this parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4 million volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!

--- peterpuck9
Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-28-07 05:32 PM  -  17 years ago
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Voom? Mate, this parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4 million volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!

--- peterpuck9
Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

--- Stavro288
Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason it had been sitting on it's perch in the first place...was it had been nailed there.

--- peterpuck9
The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-28-07 05:30 PM  -  17 years ago
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Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

--- Stavro288
Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason it had been sitting on it's perch in the first place...was it had been nailed there.

--- peterpuck9
The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-28-07 05:16 PM  -  17 years ago
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Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason it had been sitting on it's perch in the first place...was it had been nailed there.

--- peterpuck9
The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

--- Stavro288
Pining for the fjords?! What kind of talk is that? Look, why did it fall flat on it's back the moment I got it home?

--- peterpuck9
No, no. It's resting! It's pining for the fjords!!!

--- jammin DIA
It's Dead
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-28-07 04:51 PM  -  17 years ago
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The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

--- Stavro288
Pining for the fjords?! What kind of talk is that? Look, why did it fall flat on it's back the moment I got it home?

--- peterpuck9
No, no. It's resting! It's pining for the fjords!!!

--- jammin DIA
It's Dead
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-28-07 03:12 PM  -  17 years ago
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Pining for the fjords?! What kind of talk is that? Look, why did it fall flat on it's back the moment I got it home?

--- peterpuck9
No, no. It's resting! It's pining for the fjords!!!

--- jammin DIA
It's Dead
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-28-07 03:08 PM  -  17 years ago
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No, no. It's resting! It's pining for the fjords!!!

--- jammin DIA
It's Dead
jammin DIA   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-28-07 03:01 PM  -  17 years ago
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It's Dead
rmeden   Offline  -  Donator  -  03-28-07 01:56 PM  -  17 years ago
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Ah yes, the Norwegian Blue... Beautify plumage.
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-28-07 01:28 PM  -  17 years ago
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I'm sorry, I have a cold... I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half hour an ago from this very boutique.

--- peterpuck9
Whatcha mean, miss?

--- Stavro288
Most of us have watched enough Python to know how a routine should end. You stop abruptly, declare what's going on as 'silly', and immediately start 'something completely different'. Even if it's something as obvious as...

'ello, I wish to register a complaint. 'ello, Miss?
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-28-07 01:08 PM  -  17 years ago
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Whatcha mean, miss?

--- Stavro288
Most of us have watched enough Python to know how a routine should end. You stop abruptly, declare what's going on as 'silly', and immediately start 'something completely different'. Even if it's something as obvious as...

'ello, I wish to register a complaint. 'ello, Miss?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-28-07 11:26 AM  -  17 years ago
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Most of us have watched enough Python to know how a routine should end. You stop abruptly, declare what's going on as 'silly', and immediately start 'something completely different'. Even if it's something as obvious as...

'ello, I wish to register a complaint. 'ello, Miss?
Dino Flintstone   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-27-07 05:08 PM  -  17 years ago
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I think we could update, or add a new ending to this routine such as:

"I give up"
"What's that?"
"I give up"
"Oh, he's our closer" - a few baseball teams and fans of those teams could relate to that.

Back when this routine was done many starting pitchers went the distance and relief pitchers didn't have as big of role as in today's game.

Other updates to this routine could include the DH.
MarlinsGirl   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-27-07 01:57 PM  -  17 years ago
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Are you telling me they made a board game of Who's on First?
Terri M.

--- karlap
From Wikipedia:

The names given in the routine for the players at each position are:

First Base: Who
Second Base: What
Third base: I Don't Know
Left field: Why
Center Field: Because
Pitcher: Tomorrow
Catcher: Today
Shortstop: I Don't Give a Darn! (at other times the phrase was stated as "I Don't Care" or "I Don't Give a Damn")

The name of the shortstop is not given until the very end of the routine, and the right fielder is never identified. But an interpretation of the routine could give his name as Naturally. Other possibilities for his name are question words that were not used in the routine, such as Where, How, or When. However, in the board game, the right fielder is called "Nobody."

karlap   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-27-07 01:33 PM  -  17 years ago
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From Wikipedia:

The names given in the routine for the players at each position are:

First Base: Who
Second Base: What
Third base: I Don't Know
Left field: Why
Center Field: Because
Pitcher: Tomorrow
Catcher: Today
Shortstop: I Don't Give a Darn! (at other times the phrase was stated as "I Don't Care" or "I Don't Give a Damn")

The name of the shortstop is not given until the very end of the routine, and the right fielder is never identified. But an interpretation of the routine could give his name as Naturally. Other possibilities for his name are question words that were not used in the routine, such as Where, How, or When. However, in the board game, the right fielder is called "Nobody."

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Who is in left field?

--- Stavro288
That's right.

--- MarlinsGirl
Who is on First?
Terri M.

--- Dino Flintstone
I'm not asking ya who's on second.

--- MarlinsGirl
What's the fellow's name on Second Base.

Terri M.

--- Dino Flintstone
Whoops! I made an error. Now what's the fellow's name on third base?
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That's right.

--- MarlinsGirl
Who is on First?
Terri M.

--- Dino Flintstone
I'm not asking ya who's on second.

--- MarlinsGirl
What's the fellow's name on Second Base.

Terri M.

--- Dino Flintstone
Whoops! I made an error. Now what's the fellow's name on third base?
MarlinsGirl   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-27-07 08:33 AM  -  17 years ago
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Who is on First?
Terri M.

--- Dino Flintstone
I'm not asking ya who's on second.

--- MarlinsGirl
What's the fellow's name on Second Base.

Terri M.

--- Dino Flintstone
Whoops! I made an error. Now what's the fellow's name on third base?
Bob Guest   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-26-07 10:47 PM  -  17 years ago
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I should have a look.... but you should have Who's On First memorized anyway. ;-)
jmanforever   Offline  -  Member  -  03-26-07 10:18 PM  -  17 years ago
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I just looked, and Abbott & Costello stuff is no longer available - must still be copyrighted by the Music And Film Industry Association (MAFIA), but there is still a bunch of great old time radio shows, including comedy shows, for free download at:

www.radiolovers.com/

Check it out.
Dino Flintstone   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-26-07 09:18 PM  -  17 years ago
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I'm not asking ya who's on second.

--- MarlinsGirl
What's the fellow's name on Second Base.

Terri M.

--- Dino Flintstone
Whoops! I made an error. Now what's the fellow's name on third base?
MarlinsGirl   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-26-07 08:37 PM  -  17 years ago
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What's the fellow's name on Second Base?

Terri M.

--- Dino Flintstone
Whoops! I made an error. Now what's the fellow's name on third base?
Dino Flintstone   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-26-07 07:32 PM  -  17 years ago
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Whoops! I made an error. Now what's the fellow's name on third base?
Bob Guest   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-26-07 06:57 PM  -  17 years ago
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Ooops.... I think something went wrong with your source material.

--- Dino Flintstone
That's what I'm asking you! Who's the man's name on first base?

--- Sick Puppy
Who's on first!

--- Dave AuJus
Who's on third base?
Dino Flintstone   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-26-07 06:45 PM  -  17 years ago
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That's what I'm asking you! Who's the man's name on first base?

--- Sick Puppy
Who's on first!

--- Dave AuJus
Who's on third base?
Bob Guest   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-26-07 06:43 PM  -  17 years ago
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Who's on first!

--- Dave AuJus
Who's on third base?
Dave AuJus   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  03-26-07 04:58 PM  -  17 years ago
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Who's on third base?
rmeden   Offline  -  Donator  -  03-26-07 01:05 PM  -  17 years ago
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Third Base
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-26-07 05:42 AM  -  17 years ago
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Seems so. Lots of things turn up on the poop deck, it would appear- stinky fish, stinkier mermaids, and of course, poop, making for quite an olfactory experience.

--- Sick Puppy
Oh..... Is that where it went?

--- karlap
Look on the poop deck.

--- Stavro288
Did someone hide a halibut?

Bob Guest   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-25-07 07:13 PM  -  17 years ago
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Oh..... Is that where it went?

--- karlap
Look on the poop deck.

--- Stavro288
Did someone hide a halibut?

Adam   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-24-07 11:22 PM  -  17 years ago
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I'm an incorrigible punster. Don't incorrige me.



--- MarlinsGirl
This bit right here were just Punfully bad.
Terri M.

--- peterpuck9
Aye, time to wok the plank (or something like that) We don't want anyone to need a sturgeon! Then they would be kelpless.

--- Stavro288
We bass squid all this sea horsin' around before these people out here go into a state of shark.

--- Dino Flintstone
Abalone! You're just being shelfish. I just had to say that for the halibut!
Dino Flintstone   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-24-07 06:22 PM  -  17 years ago
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I really hope this does not end with a Crepitation Contest with Lord Windasmear and Paul Boomer.

--- Stavro288
Here we go again...A sick line from another thread 3 months ago...

"I've heard that on the POOP deck, swabbies have been known to 'roll logs', 'pinch loaves', and 'heave Havanas'. Some even go 'fishing for brown trout' though I'm not into that sort of thing."


--- karlap
Look on the poop deck.

--- Stavro288
Did someone hide a halibut?

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-24-07 05:31 PM  -  17 years ago
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Here we go again...A sick line from another thread 3 months ago...

"I've heard that on the POOP deck, swabbies have been known to 'roll logs', 'pinch loaves', and 'heave Havanas'. Some even go 'fishing for brown trout' though I'm not into that sort of thing."


--- karlap
Look on the poop deck.

--- Stavro288
Did someone hide a halibut?

karlap   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-24-07 05:19 PM  -  17 years ago
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Look on the poop deck.

--- Stavro288
Did someone hide a halibut?

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-24-07 05:15 PM  -  17 years ago
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Did someone hide a halibut?

--- Shmooly
Somethings mighty fishy about all of this demented non-sense!
or as my fiance poots eet...

"Je flaire quelque chose de louch"

Somesing feeshy is here,
Yes?, No?
Yes?, No?
Shmooly   Offline  -  Artist, MP3  -  03-24-07 05:05 PM  -  17 years ago
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Somethings mighty fishy about all of this demented non-sense!
or as my fiance poots eet...

"Je flaire quelque chose de louch"

Somesing feeshy is here,
Yes?, No?
Yes?, No?
Dino Flintstone   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-24-07 04:25 PM  -  17 years ago
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As pirates, this is our form of "pun"ishment. We don't just flounder around, we are a guppy of planksters ready to spout out any blows due to those who are out of line, hook, or sinker.

--- MarlinsGirl
This bit right here were just Punfully bad.
Terri M.

--- peterpuck9
Aye, time to wok the plank (or something like that) We don't want anyone to need a sturgeon! Then they would be kelpless.

--- Stavro288
We bass squid all this sea horsin' around before these people out here go into a state of shark.

--- Dino Flintstone
Abalone! You're just being shelfish. I just had to say that for the halibut!
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-24-07 02:41 PM  -  17 years ago
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Oh, my Cod! I sea you guys wanted to trout flexing your pun mussels. That gills me. I octopus the panic button. I swordfish I knew the porpoise of all this. If I work it out, it'll be a mackerel. But I don't skink I give a clam.
Dino Flintstone   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-24-07 12:26 PM  -  17 years ago
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Thanks for the Anvil. It really cured that haddock!

--- peterpuck9
Yes, I passed by you in my yellow submarine......

--- Dino Flintstone
Sorry, came down with a huge haddock threading in these waters. Had to take a break in the octopuses garden in the shade.
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-24-07 12:02 PM  -  17 years ago
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Yes, I passed by you in my yellow submarine......

--- Dino Flintstone
Sorry, came down with a huge haddock threading in these waters. Had to take a break in the octopuses garden in the shade.
Dino Flintstone   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-24-07 11:07 AM  -  17 years ago
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Sorry, came down with a huge haddock threading in these waters. Had to take a break in the octopuses garden in the shade.
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Aww, c'mon, we're just having a whale of a time here!
MarlinsGirl   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-24-07 09:18 AM  -  17 years ago
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This bit right here were just Punfully bad.
Terri M.

--- peterpuck9
Aye, time to wok the plank (or something like that) We don't want anyone to need a sturgeon! Then they would be kelpless.

--- Stavro288
We bass squid all this sea horsin' around before these people out here go into a state of shark.

--- Dino Flintstone
Abalone! You're just being shelfish. I just had to say that for the halibut!
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I have a feeling that whether you're dealing with nautical bits or naughty bits, at some point, you're going to get wet. With some type of liquid...

--- peterpuck9
I'm sorry, did they say they wanted nautical bits or naughty bits?






peppertree5706   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-24-07 01:48 AM  -  17 years ago
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"He did it just for the halibut."


Wet Dream-Kip Addotta

Steven Green


--- Stavro288
A jugged fish is halibut.

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I'm sorry, did they say they wanted nautical bits or naughty bits? That was a long time ago in a thread far far away............

--- Stavro288
Just like those little divers in Activision's Seaquest commercial for the Atari 2600. King Neptune says, "I can hear your little divers calling to you...Kelp!....Kelp!"


--- peterpuck9
Aye, time to wok the plank (or something like that) We don't want anyone to need a sturgeon! Then they would be kelpless.

--- Stavro288
We bass squid all this sea horsin' around before these people out here go into a state of shark.






Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-24-07 12:37 AM  -  17 years ago
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Just like those little divers in Activision's Seaquest commercial for the Atari 2600. King Neptune says, "I can hear your little divers calling to you...Kelp!....Kelp!"


--- peterpuck9
Aye, time to wok the plank (or something like that) We don't want anyone to need a sturgeon! Then they would be kelpless.

--- Stavro288
We bass squid all this sea horsin' around before these people out here go into a state of shark.






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Aye, time to wok the plank (or something like that) We don't want anyone to need a sturgeon! Then they would be kelpless.

--- Stavro288
We bass squid all this sea horsin' around before these people out here go into a state of shark.

--- Dino Flintstone
Abalone! You're just being shelfish. I just had to say that for the halibut!

--- Stavro288
Ya can't do that in a Japanese stir-fry, ye bilge rat!

--- peterpuck9
(Just Kidd-ing)
I'm grillin' it on a hunk o' cedar, what d'y'think?





Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-23-07 11:36 PM  -  17 years ago
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We bass squid all this sea horsin' around before these people out here go into a state of shark.

--- Dino Flintstone
Abalone! You're just being shelfish. I just had to say that for the halibut!

--- Stavro288
Ya can't do that in a Japanese stir-fry, ye bilge rat!

--- peterpuck9
(Just Kidd-ing)
I'm grillin' it on a hunk o' cedar, what d'y'think?





Dino Flintstone   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-23-07 11:32 PM  -  17 years ago
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Abalone! You're just being shelfish. I just had to say that for the halibut!

--- Stavro288
Ya can't do that in a Japanese stir-fry, ye bilge rat!

--- peterpuck9
(Just Kidd-ing)
I'm grillin' it on a hunk o' cedar, what d'y'think?

--- Stavro288
A jugged fish is halibut.

--- peterpuck9
it's not salmon, it's jugfish.

--- Stavro288
Oh, aye......moron. And whatt're ya doin' with that salmon?

--- peterpuck9
But Captain, I be on Atkins.

--- Stavro288
Awk awk? I think what you want are carrot shavings...


Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-23-07 11:29 PM  -  17 years ago
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Ya can't do that in a Japanese stir-fry, ye bilge rat!

--- peterpuck9
(Just Kidd-ing)
I'm grillin' it on a hunk o' cedar, what d'y'think?

--- Stavro288
A jugged fish is halibut.

--- peterpuck9
it's not salmon, it's jugfish.

--- Stavro288
Oh, aye......moron. And whatt're ya doin' with that salmon?

--- peterpuck9
But Captain, I be on Atkins.

--- Stavro288
Awk awk? I think what you want are carrot shavings...


peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-23-07 11:27 PM  -  17 years ago
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(Just Kidd-ing)
I'm grillin' it on a hunk o' cedar, what d'y'think?

--- Stavro288
A jugged fish is halibut.

--- peterpuck9
it's not salmon, it's jugfish.

--- Stavro288
Oh, aye......moron. And whatt're ya doin' with that salmon?

--- peterpuck9
But Captain, I be on Atkins.

--- Stavro288
Awk awk? I think what you want are carrot shavings...


Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-23-07 11:26 PM  -  17 years ago
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A jugged fish is halibut.

--- peterpuck9
it's not salmon, it's jugfish.

--- Stavro288
Oh, aye......moron. And whatt're ya doin' with that salmon?

--- peterpuck9
But Captain, I be on Atkins.

--- Stavro288
Awk awk? I think what you want are carrot shavings...


peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-23-07 11:24 PM  -  17 years ago
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It's not salmon, it's jugfish.

--- Stavro288
Oh, aye......moron. And whatt're ya doin' with that salmon?

--- peterpuck9
But Captain, I be on Atkins.

--- Stavro288
Awk awk? I think what you want are carrot shavings...

--- peterpuck9
Oh ho! There'll be some cutting edge cuisine! awk awk!

--- Stavro288
ARRRR! A slippery pun, to be sure! But it be Iron Chef Pirate, so the secret ingredient be not roe, it be BARNACLES!

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-23-07 11:16 PM  -  17 years ago
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Oh, aye......moron. And whatt're ya doin' with that salmon?

--- peterpuck9
But Captain, I be on Atkins.

--- Stavro288
Awk awk? I think what you want are carrot shavings...

--- peterpuck9
Oh ho! There'll be some cutting edge cuisine! awk awk!

--- Stavro288
ARRRR! A slippery pun, to be sure! But it be Iron Chef Pirate, so the secret ingredient be not roe, it be BARNACLES!

peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-23-07 10:56 PM  -  17 years ago
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But Captain, I be on Atkins.

--- Stavro288
Awk awk? I think what you want are carrot shavings...

--- peterpuck9
Oh ho! There'll be some cutting edge cuisine! awk awk!

--- Stavro288
ARRRR! A slippery pun, to be sure! But it be Iron Chef Pirate, so the secret ingredient be not roe, it be BARNACLES!

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-23-07 10:50 PM  -  17 years ago
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Awk awk? I think what you want are carrot shavings...

--- peterpuck9
Oh ho! There'll be some cutting edge cuisine! awk awk!

--- Stavro288
ARRRR! A slippery pun, to be sure! But it be Iron Chef Pirate, so the secret ingredient be not roe, it be BARNACLES!

--- peterpuck9
Yeah, you took up an entire roe!

peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-23-07 10:45 PM  -  17 years ago
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Oh ho! There'll be some cutting edge cuisine! awk awk!

--- Stavro288
ARRRR! A slippery pun, to be sure! But it be Iron Chef Pirate, so the secret ingredient be not roe, it be BARNACLES!

--- peterpuck9
Yeah, you took up an entire roe!

--- Stavro288
Took my Kaviar out to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in.

--- peterpuck9
fish eggs, fish eggs, roly-poly fish eggs......

--- Shmooly
What now they're making people into Kaviar?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-23-07 05:09 PM  -  17 years ago
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ARRRR! A slippery pun, to be sure! But it be Iron Chef Pirate, so the secret ingredient be not roe, it be BARNACLES!

--- peterpuck9
Yeah, you took up an entire roe!

--- Stavro288
Took my Kaviar out to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in.

--- peterpuck9
fish eggs, fish eggs, roly-poly fish eggs......

--- Shmooly
What now they're making people into Kaviar?
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-23-07 05:08 PM  -  17 years ago
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Yeah, you took up an entire roe!

--- Stavro288
Took my Kaviar out to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in.

--- peterpuck9
fish eggs, fish eggs, roly-poly fish eggs......

--- Shmooly
What now they're making people into Kaviar?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-23-07 05:01 PM  -  17 years ago
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Took my Kaviar out to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in.

--- peterpuck9
fish eggs, fish eggs, roly-poly fish eggs......

--- Shmooly
What now they're making people into Kaviar?
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-23-07 04:59 PM  -  17 years ago
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fish eggs, fish eggs, roly-poly fish eggs......

--- Shmooly
What now they're making people into Kaviar?
Shmooly   Offline  -  Artist, MP3  -  03-23-07 02:31 PM  -  17 years ago
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What now they're making people into Kaviar?
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-20-07 11:34 PM  -  17 years ago
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Does everyone know the three "people" in Karl's avatar?

--- karlap
That shut everybody up! Actually the shortstop's name is "I Don't Give A Damn!" (or "Darn" - after all, this was the 1930's and 1940's). Complete transcript of Abbot and Costello's "Who's On First" here.

--- karlap
I don't give a damn!
--- jammin DIA
That's our shortstop
karlap   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-20-07 06:49 PM  -  17 years ago
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That shut everybody up! Actually the shortstop's name is "I Don't Give A Damn!" (or "Darn" - after all, this was the 1930's and 1940's). Complete transcript of Abbot and Costello's "Who's On First" here.

--- karlap
I don't give a damn!
--- jammin DIA
That's our shortstop
karlap   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-19-07 08:07 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
I don't give a damn!

--- jammin DIA
That's our shortstop
jammin DIA   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-19-07 07:45 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
That's our shortstop
karlap   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-19-07 06:57 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
I Don't Know.

--- Sick Puppy
All I asked is, what's the guy's name third base?

--- macca45
Exactly!

Alex

--- rmeden
Who's name?

--- Adam
You said the mans name.


--- jammin DIA
How did I get on third base?
--- jdzack
Third base.

--- rmeden
I don't know.

--- peterpuck9
Who's on first.

--- Stavro288
I'm not asking you who's on second.

--- peterpuck9
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



Bob Guest   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-19-07 06:38 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
All I asked is, what's the guy's name third base?

--- macca45
Exactly!

Alex

--- rmeden
Who's name?

--- Adam
You said the mans name.


--- jammin DIA
How did I get on third base?
--- jdzack
Third base.

--- rmeden
I don't know.

--- peterpuck9
Who's on first.

--- Stavro288
I'm not asking you who's on second.

--- peterpuck9
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



macca45   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-19-07 03:44 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
Exactly!

Alex

--- rmeden
Who's name?

--- Adam
You said the mans name.


--- jammin DIA
How did I get on third base?
--- jdzack
Third base.

--- rmeden
I don't know.

--- peterpuck9
Who's on first.

--- Stavro288
I'm not asking you who's on second.

--- peterpuck9
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



rmeden   Offline  -  Donator  -  03-19-07 02:31 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
Who's name?

--- Adam
You said the mans name.


--- jammin DIA
How did I get on third base?
--- jdzack
Third base.

--- rmeden
I don't know.

--- peterpuck9
Who's on first.

--- Stavro288
I'm not asking you who's on second.

--- peterpuck9
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



Adam   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-19-07 02:08 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
You said the mans name.


--- jammin DIA
How did I get on third base?
--- jdzack
Third base.

--- rmeden
I don't know.

--- peterpuck9
Who's on first.

--- Stavro288
I'm not asking you who's on second.

--- peterpuck9
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



jammin DIA   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-19-07 02:04 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
How did I get on third base?
--- jdzack
Third base.

--- rmeden
I don't know.

--- peterpuck9
Who's on first.

--- Stavro288
I'm not asking you who's on second.

--- peterpuck9
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



jdzack   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-19-07 01:37 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
Third base.

--- rmeden
I don't know.

--- peterpuck9
Who's on first.

--- Stavro288
I'm not asking you who's on second.

--- peterpuck9
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



rmeden   Offline  -  Donator  -  03-19-07 01:19 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
I don't know.

--- peterpuck9
Who's on first.

--- Stavro288
I'm not asking you who's on second.

--- peterpuck9
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-19-07 01:02 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
Who's on first.

--- Stavro288
I'm not asking you who's on second.

--- peterpuck9
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-19-07 09:33 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
I'm not asking you who's on second.

--- peterpuck9
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-19-07 02:25 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
No, What's on second base

--- Stavro288
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



Edwin1   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  03-19-07 02:24 AM  -  17 years ago
fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText
fiogf49gjkf0d
Who!
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-19-07 02:14 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
What's the name of the guy on 1st base?

--- peterpuck9
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.



peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-19-07 02:05 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
No, what's on second

--- Stavro288
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.

--- Stavro288
Who's a dillo?

--- peterpuck9
Did you say Arma.....dillo?


Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-19-07 01:08 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
But who's on second?

--- peterpuck9
No, who's on first.

--- Stavro288
Who's a dillo?

--- peterpuck9
Did you say Arma.....dillo?


peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-19-07 12:44 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
No, who's on first.

--- Stavro288
Who's a dillo?

--- peterpuck9
Did you say Arma.....dillo?


Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-19-07 12:14 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
Who's a dillo?

--- peterpuck9
Did you say Arma.....dillo?


peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-19-07 12:07 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
Did you say Arma.....dillo?

--- Stavro288
The available tar exuding Asphalt Aardvark™ and the smaller Concrete Armadillo™ used for patch jobs as well as the infamous Rubber Hamster™ line of sex toys and incendiary devices are made by Big Butch Lesbian (or BBL for short) Industrials LLC in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, where the labor is cheap and the women (or men or animals- anything goes there) will 'love you long time', or so I've heard. I know I have their 'pop up' catalog around here somewhere, hmm...where did I leave it?


--- jmanforever
I have a very long wrap-around driveway at my house. I will need to have it reconditioned this summer. My question is: Where can I borrow or rent one of these aardvarks that has available tar coming out of its asphalt?

--- Stavro288
It comes from the business end of asphalt aardvarks
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-17-07 11:21 AM  -  17 years ago
fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText
fiogf49gjkf0d
The available tar exuding Asphalt Aardvark™ and the smaller Concrete Armadillo™ used for patch jobs as well as the infamous Rubber Hamster™ line of sex toys and incendiary devices are made by Big Butch Lesbian (or BBL for short) Industrials LLC in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, where the labor is cheap and the women (or men or animals- anything goes there) will 'love you long time', or so I've heard. I know I have their 'pop up' catalog around here somewhere, hmm...where did I leave it?


--- jmanforever
I have a very long wrap-around driveway at my house. I will need to have it reconditioned this summer. My question is: Where can I borrow or rent one of these aardvarks that has available tar coming out of its asphalt?

--- Stavro288
It comes from the business end of asphalt aardvarks
jmanforever   Offline  -  Member  -  03-17-07 10:46 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
I have a very long wrap-around driveway at my house. I will need to have it reconditioned this summer. My question is: Where can I borrow or rent one of these aardvarks that has available tar coming out of its asphalt?

--- Stavro288
It comes from the business end of asphalt aardvarks
Dang   Offline  -  Donator  -  03-17-07 07:10 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
Dude! Eight driveways in a row? That's one LONG driveway! Did you put little rest areas in between?
--dang
--- Shmooly
...I personally added about eight driveways in a row ...
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-17-07 06:35 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
You could park in a parkway, but you'd have to live on the median strip, which means your house would have to be very thin, indeed. Then when you got home, you could run outside and yell at all the cars to 'get the hell out of your driveway!'

--- peterpuck9
Why do you park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-17-07 02:00 AM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
Why do you park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-16-07 10:42 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
It comes from the business end of asphalt aardvarks, of course. My available tar is full of stuck skull pirates, though, so it's not very available.

And yes, I create tar driveways for others with no intention of using them myself. Those others are called 'sims'.


--- Shmooly
I was just curious where all the available tar comes from. I personally added about eight driveways in a row . I just change mine periodically, but there are so many added weekly that I never see at the Los Angeles forum. I was just wondering who creates them. So many seem to be created with great consideration and care, that it seems odd that they don't get used.

So have you ever created a tar driveway just as a fun art project and uploaded them for others to use with no intention of using them yourself? Anyone?
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-16-07 10:35 PM  -  17 years ago
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fiogf49gjkf0d
La Brea?

--- Shmooly
I was just curious where all the available tar comes from. I personally added about eight driveways in a row . I just change mine periodically, but there are so many added weekly that I never see at the Los Angeles forum. I was just wondering who creates them. So many seem to be created with great consideration and care, that it seems odd that they don't get used.

So have you ever created a tar driveway just as a fun art project and uploaded them for others to use with no intention of using them yourself? Anyone?
Shmooly   Offline  -  Artist, MP3  -  03-16-07 10:27 PM  -  17 years ago
fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText
fiogf49gjkf0d
I was just curious where all the available tar comes from. I personally added about eight driveways in a row . I just change mine periodically, but there are so many added weekly that I never see at the Los Angeles forum. I was just wondering who creates them. So many seem to be created with great consideration and care, that it seems odd that they don't get used.

So have you ever created a tar driveway just as a fun art project and uploaded them for others to use with no intention of using them yourself? Anyone?

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