How Much Is That Spider In The Window by Art Paul Schlosser

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How Much Is That Spider In The Window
By: Art Paul Schlosser

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Duration:	2:40
Release Date:	4/12/2012
Lyrics By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Music By:	Art Paul Schlosser, David Labedz, Bob Merrill (artpaul)
Produced By:	David Labedz (artpaul)
Released By:	Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul)
Published By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Licensing:	BMI #14455021 (DJ Particle)
Keywords:	HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY IN THE WINDOW, MOTHER IN LAWS, MURDER, PARODY, PETS, SPIDERS

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Song Lyrics:

How much is that spider in the window
The one with the poisonous venom
How much is that spider in the window
I need a gift for my girlfriend's mean mom

She says that we can not be married
She's always calling my girlfriend on the phone
I wish that we could get some privacy
I wish that she leave us alone

How much is that spider in the window
Or perhaps we could buy her a snake
How much is that spider in the window
Or maybe we could just throw her in the lake

I don't want a bunny or kitty
I don't want a parrot that talks
I might like some piranha fishies
Or how about a tiger with claws

I read in the paper there are robbers
But no one will kidnap her mom
Our love life is going down the gutter
Oh I'd give you a lot of money if you'd do the job

How much is that spider in the window
The one with the poisonous venom
How much is that spider in the window
I need a gift for my girlfriend's mean mom

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Show Me Your Crazy Legs
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