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David Cross
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Appears on the following 2 albums:
It's Not Funny
Shut Up, You f***ing Baby!
Contact us if you know of another album that contains this artist
Played on 1 show:
02-01-04, #04-05
Songs
'you Go Girl!'
A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!
Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like Certain Pop Culture References!
Diarrhea Moustache
Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!
Fake ****-Real Beer
Flying On A Mexican Plane
Goodnight Assholes!
If Baseballs Had Aids On Them
Ive Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!
Lunch With Frankenstein
Monica Lewinsky & The Three Bears
My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!
My Daughter's First Date
My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
My Wife's Crazy!
Pandering to the Locals!
Playing Pool With My Wife
Prom Night With Melinda Hildenburgh
Sex On The Internet!
Shaving The Pope's *****
Socks And Shoes
Spiderman Vs. Batman
Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!
Welfare Dentist On A Bender
When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!
Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!
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