So remember, kiddies, when turkeys in pirate outfits show up at your door with flintlock pistols demanding booty, don't have a fit; just break out the hatchets and take them to dinner (BURP). Afterwards, you can put all their little heads on spikes to display in your front yard. Your HOA will love that. When they complain, in true pirate fashion, tell them "They're next! ARRR!" And when they call the police, you can tell Officer Obie that you couldn't throw away the turkey heads because the dump was closed on Thanksgiving....or something.

Annnnyway, Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at MadMusic.com.

Arrr, ye all be welcome, mateys!

Retired Commodore Stavro Arrgolus, editor of the site here. This is the repository of all comedy music, where you can hear, see and experience mad music, streaming audio shows and videos to your heart's content - all for free. Joining our crew costs ye not a farthing. You don't get an offer like that everywhere...

Looking for an old & funny song you haven't heard in forever? Your search may very well be over for it's likely to be here. What if you just want to hear full streaming comedy shows full of the best music of the dementia genre? We've been cranking them out for more than a dozen years. Complete shows made by our DJs are here, free to be heard and available immediately with just a click or 3.

What's not free? There's always a catch, isn't there? Downloading copyrighted songs, that's what. This site is a member of ASCAP, BMI & SESAC in good standing and the copyrighted songs you hear are all legal to stream & be heard. But you can't download them. What you CAN download are all the Creative Commons affiliated songs we have. And we have a lot of them.

We also have thousands of videos to be seen. So does YouTube. But all of ours are of one genre and all in one place. No searching for them; they're all right here.

This is another one of those sites you can easily get lost in for hours on end finding songs & videos of years past that you've been missing...it can all be rather addicting, actually. Be sure to watch the time so you don't find yourself late for something.

So with all that in mind, be ye at ease, pull up a chair, have a flagon of grog & be listenin' to all yer favorite music, old & new.

Mad Music Show Still Afloat After 17 Years

It's alive! And assuming different forms! Right now there are four: The Mad Music Show, The Mad Music Hour, The Mad Music Podcast (here and on iTunes) and the especially rare Mad Music Special (consisting of 3 hours or more). Old Retired Commodore Stavro Arrgolus takes you on a twisted trip through the land of dementia when he feels up to making one of these shows and you can always request songs for them whenever you feel up to it. The shows' strange & off the wall themes usually aren't what you'd expect, so every show is crispy fresh. And sometimes crunchy. The request line number is: 1-800-519-0300. Give Cap'n Wayne a call and one of us may play your call & request on the show. Be sure to give the shows a listen...or get keelhauled, matey! ARRR!

More Than 4000 Demented Videos To View

Sometimes, the listening just isn't enough and you get an unhealthy craving to sit back and fry your brain cells with hours of comedy music videos. Captain Wayne has the deep-fryer at the ready, so sit back and let those brain cells slowly sizzle while binge watching your favorite comedy music artists doing silly things on video. Our improved 'pagination' function gives you more immediate access to every video added to the site. Better get to seeing them now while they're still mind meltingly amusing.