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Duration: 3:41 
Release Date: 1963  (sav-man) 
Lyrics By: Bill Cosby (sav-man) 
Music By: N/A (sav-man) 
Produced By: Allan Sherman (sav-man) 
Released By: Warner Brothers Records (sav-man) 
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Keywords: RELIGION 
  • One of Cosby's early "trademark" routines. (sav-man)
  • From Cosby's 1964 comedy album debut, BILL COSBY IS A VERY FUNNY FELLOW: RIGHT! (sav-man)
  • Song Lyrics:
    There's fella by the name of Noah
    Built an ark
    Everybody knows he built an ark.
    You see
    What Noah do? Well he built an ark
    But very few people know about (cough)
    The conversation that went on between the Lord and Noah
    You see Noah was in his rec. room sawing away
    He was making a few things for the home there
    He was a good carpenter

    zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba
    Somebody call?
    zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba
    Who is that?
    It's the Lord,...Noah!

    Where are ya?
    Whaddaya want? I've been good.
    I want you to build an Ark
    Right! ...What's an Ark?
    Get some wood; build it
    300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits
    Whats a cubit?
    Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was
    Well don't worry about that, Noah
    When you get that done
    Go out into the world and
    Collect all of the animals in the world by twos
    Male and female, and put them into the ark
    Who is this really?

    What's going on?
    How come you want me to do all these weird things?
    I'm going to destroy the world
    Am I on Candid Camera?

    How you gonna do it?
    I'm gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown 'em right out
    Listen to this, you'll save water
    Let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights
    And wait for the sewers back up

    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 10.0 (3 votes)
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