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Code Monkey 
By: Jonathan Coulton
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Rank this week: 34 (↑12)
Duration: 3:07 
Release Date: 4/14/2006  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Jonathan Coulton (Dino Flintstone) 
Music By: Jonathan Coulton (Dino Flintstone) 
Produced By: Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • The theme song to G4's animated series "Code Monkeys" (ChrisWolvie)
  • Yay, monkeys. This is not autobiographical, but I did indeed used to have a job writing software. VB! MS SQL! I affectionately referred to myself and my co-developers as code monkeys, especially when a client asked me a question that I didn’t want to answer ("What do I know? I’m just a code monkey."). (Dino Flintstone)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Code Monkey get up get coffee
    Code Monkey go to job
    Code Monkey have boring meeting
    With boring manager Rob
    Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
    But his output stink
    His code not "functional" or "elegant"
    What do Code Monkey think?
    Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamned login page himself
    Code Monkey not say it out loud
    Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

    Code Monkey like Fritos
    Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
    Code Monkey very simple man
    With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
    Code Monkey like you

    Code Monkey hang around at front desk
    Tell you sweater look nice
    Code Monkey offer buy you soda
    Bring you cup, bring you ice
    You say no thank you for the soda cause
    Soda make you fat
    Anyway you busy with the telephone
    No time for chat
    Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
    Code Monkey not thinking so straight
    Code Monkey not feeling so great

    Code Monkey like Fritos
    Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
    Code Monkey very simple man
    With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
    Code Monkey like you
    Code Monkey like you a lot

    Code Monkey have every reason
    To get out this place
    Code Monkey just keep on working
    See your soft pretty face
    Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
    Take bath, take nap
    This job "fulfilling in creative way"
    Such a load of crap
    Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
    Code Monkey just waiting for now
    Code Monkey say someday, somehow

    Code Monkey like Fritos
    Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
    Code Monkey very simple man
    With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
    Code Monkey like you

    All stuff copyright Jonathan Coulton
    (Dino Flintstone)
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    Current Rating 6.7 (4 votes)
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