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fiogf49gjkf0d You know you're bored when you make up parody lyrics for traditional Christmas songs...
"Caveman Christmas" to the tune of 'Silent Night'
Aaiee night, macha night
All the ool, gone tonight
Round the forest, macha does rage
Waterway leads to nearby Ice Age
Sleeping Lar, big fly on his face
He got its guts squished on his face
Tonga grunt, macha bite
Cavemen quake at the sight
Lar hops because leg is puka
Atouk tries to get Lana for zug-zug
Sleep outside under the skies
Sleep despite mutant flies
Aaiee night, macha fright
Harocka keeps the light
Pterodactyl hates losing its eggs
Prehistoric breakfast is great
Sleep for Tonga tossed you out
Sleep with bug-guts on your snout
Rainy night, cloudy night
Fire came from a lightning strike
They ate a goose and played some trees
Atouk saves Tala when macha she sees
Fling a mellon on its head
Makes a pumpkin horn instead
Aaiee night, macha fright
It steps in a hot fire
It gets its balls crushed by a stick
Then is struck, stuck and flung off of a cliff
Poor scaly dinosaur
Poor macha is so sore
Ancient night, moonlit night
Caveman tired, of his plight
Then the first war gets underway
They make some spears with some rock and clay
Knee-deep in dinosaur dung
In a pile Lana is flung
Written around October 2004
If someone out there can actually put this to Silent Night, I'll applaud them!
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