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fiogf49gjkf0d I found this little bit of financial wisdom while surfing the net this morning.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares one year ago in:
1. Delta Airlines, you will have $49.00 today.
2. AIG, you will have $33.00 today.
3. Lehman Brothers, you will have $0.00 today.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
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