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fm123's Blog
Topic: Happy Chinese New Year
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fiogf49gjkf0d To help celebrate the Chinese New Year, a funny rat loves cat video:
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fiogf49gjkf0d I don't think 'Very Cherry Garcia' is one of them.
MarlinsGirl:
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I didn't know there was 31 flavors of Tuna.
Terri M.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I didn't know there was 31 flavors of Tuna.
Terri M.
fm123:
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Al Gore invented ALL 31 flavors of Tuna.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Maybe he used the wrong kind...and some of it got on a blue dress or something. Who know what the consistency of that stuff really is?
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fiogf49gjkf0d You see, that's the "Advanced Formula". Bubba only requires the "Lite Formula".
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fiogf49gjkf0d Someone invented it. Maybe Bubba just never saw the ads for it.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I think someone else invented this fine product:
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Too bad he didn't invent election theft insurance.
Or fat chick repellent for Bubba. Would have been useful.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Too bad he didn't invent election theft insurance.
Or fat chick repellent for Bubba. Would have been useful.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Maybe it was Clinton?
But....
Al Gore invented global warming.
Al Gore invented flea collars.
Al Gore invented incest. (And since he's from Tennesee, you know it's best).
Al Gore invented the mayonnaise eating, cousin humper.
Al Gore invented the technique that allows you to use plasma in your body and in your tv.
Al Gore invented the 'taint'.
Al Gore invented faster than light drive but used it so quickly that we didn't see it.
Al Gore invited street lights that don't work.
Al Gore invented the pointed ends on a turd (its so his butthole won't slam shut)!
Al Gore invented all of James Bond's gadgets.
Al Gore invented fuel injection.
Al Gore invented the chick magnet.
Al Gore invented the missionary position.
Al Gore invented Rum Raisin Ripple Ice Cream.
Al Gore invented ALL 31 flavors of Tuna.
Al Gore invented the touchdown celebration.
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fiogf49gjkf0d This is where we came in. ...A line from a month or so ago- Al Gore invented environmental paranoia. James Brown invented rap....or the Internet. I forget which.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I always though that Al Gore invented rap.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Everyone claims to have invented rap, but that's a new one. Last time we saw him, he was in Hell whining to Satan how he didn't have a Christmas tree in that South Park Xmas show.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Look at the blue aardvark now. He's happy and dancing to the music of the Hitler Rap.
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fiogf49gjkf0d There he is. That pirate skull might eat those bugs first, though. And the fortune cookie. And that plate kinda looks tasty...
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fiogf49gjkf0d 
Stavro Arrgolus:
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See what happens when you leave food out like that. Ants. A blue aardvark would be interested in those.
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fiogf49gjkf0d See what happens when you leave food out like that. Ants. A blue aardvark would be interested in those.
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fiogf49gjkf0d These insects like fortune cookie:
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fiogf49gjkf0d Feeding kids= bad. Feeding rich Wall St. speculators= good. Quite a few of us voted to stop this sort of thing going on. Hopefully, the right people will get fed and the right ones kicked in the ass before too long.
fm123:
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The way things look, Gov. Schwarzenegger might be terminating the entire school lunch program this year.
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Spam's considered too good for kids down here in the U.S.
Reagan called ketchup a vegetable as an excuse to cut funding for school lunches, after all.
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fiogf49gjkf0d The way things look, Gov. Schwarzenegger might be terminating the entire school lunch program this year.
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Spam's considered too good for kids down here in the U.S.
Reagan called ketchup a vegetable as an excuse to cut funding for school lunches, after all.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Exactly!
Bob Guest:
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Don't you mean... Stuffed Rubber Hamsters sautéed in Aardvark Artichokes and Spam?
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fiogf49gjkf0d 
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fiogf49gjkf0d Spam's considered too good for kids down here in the U.S.
Reagan called ketchup a vegetable as an excuse to cut funding for school lunches, after all.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Don't you mean... Stuffed Rubber Hamsters sautéed in Aardvark Artichokes and Spam?
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fiogf49gjkf0d That's probably on the menu at a school cafeteria somewhere.
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fiogf49gjkf0d How about this dish:
Stuffed Rubber Hamsters sautéed in Aardvark Artichokes.
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fiogf49gjkf0d The Rubber Hamster can be a tasty little critter depending on what it's stuffed with. Hope they don't stuff them with catmeat. That'd be a switch.
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fiogf49gjkf0d They throw everything into those soups in the rear of the kitchen of Chinese restaurants. I once ordered a "War Wonton Soup" and I didn't even know what I was eating. It was good though!
<<<<<----- They may even throw these critters into the soup!
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fiogf49gjkf0d You have to wonder what the initial motivation was. What makes you see an ox with crap dripping off its tail as it's just had a big poo and you think, "Tails- yeah. That would make good soup."?!?
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fiogf49gjkf0d Did you know that Campbells used to make Oxtail Soup?
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fiogf49gjkf0d Yeah, not like bear balls or fish a-holes. Those look like paint buckets the Chinese are putting that soup in. They never change. Lead paint has to go into everything.
fm123:
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Oxtail soup sounds real yummy
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fiogf49gjkf0d Oxtail soup sounds real yummy:
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fiogf49gjkf0d "Soup of the day's oxtail." No one will get the Alexei Sayle references.
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