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fiogf49gjkf0d ITT: Confucius.
* "Man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self."
* "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
* "Cow with no legs, ground beef."
* "Man who buy drowned cat, pay for wet pussy."
* "Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders."
* "Man who takes girl on camping trip have naughty intent."
* "Man who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary."
* "Man who catch many fish, is master baiter."
* "Man who fart in church, sit in pew"
* "Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly."
* "Girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge."
* "Crowded elevator smell different to midget."
* "Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok."
* "Good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl."
* "Man who stand in front of car get tired, but man who stands behind car get exhausted, too."
* "Man who wipe ass with spice rack have shitty thyme."
* "Man who sit on tack may rise to great heights."
* "Man who take donkey out of race scratches his ass"
* "Baby in front seat of car make accident, but accident in back seat of car make baby."
* "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
* "Man who put cream in tart not necessarily baker."
* "Man with long march ahead may have broken calendar."
* "Baseball is wrong, man with four balls could not walk".
* "Man who fishes in other man's well catches crabs."
* "Man who smokes pot chokes on handle."
* "Man who sticks penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts."
* "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."
* "Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed."
* "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
* "State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun."
* "Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner."
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