Touch Yourself by Barnes & Barnes

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Touch Yourself
By: Barnes & Barnes

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Duration:	3:45
Release Date:	1989
Lyrics By:	Robert Haimer & Bill Mumy
Music By:	Robert Haimer & Bill Mumy (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	Robert Haimer & Bill Mumy (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	Lumania/Rhino (Stavro Arrgolus)
Published By:	Music Spazchow (Stavro Arrgolus)
Licensing:	ASCAP #500413485 ()
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Song Lyrics:

Wouldn't it be so wonderful if you were to touch yourself
I'd like to take a photograph of you as you touch yourself

Why risk the danger of sex with a stranger, when you can touch yourself?
No one will tease you and know how to please you
Go on and touch yourself

Wouldn't it be so wonderful if you were to touch yourself
I'd like to take a photograph of you as you touch yourself

Why risk rejection or an infection when you can touch yourself?
There's no need for showers, candy or flowers
It's easy to touch yourself

Why bother dating; it's so frustrating
Stay home and touch yourself (yah)
You'll save lots of money; you can call yourself hon?y the night when you touch yourself (awooga!)

Wouldn't it be so wonderful if you were to touch yourself
I'd like to take a photograph of you as you touch yourself
Wouldn't it be so wonderful if you were to touch yourself (One more time for Dan Quayle!)
Wouldn't it be so wonderful if you were to touch yourself (yeah!) (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Available on the following albums:
Loozanteen	Yeah: The Essential Barnes & Barnes [Original recording remastered]	Worse Than Slime No. 1
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	03-07-23, #KMCC-SE- 01	05-14-89, #89-20
	07-07-12, #AOTA-120707	05-07-89, #89-19
	02-12-12, #MMS-153	04-23-89, #89-17
	09-07-05, #KMCC_2-10	04-09-89, #89-15
	01-07-90, #KLSX-90-01	03-05-89, #89-10
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