G'Bye Ding A Ling by Bob Rivers

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G'Bye Ding A Ling
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "My Ding-A-Ling?" by Chuck Berry (Dave AuJus)

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When I was a little Bobby boy
My ding-a-ling brought me loads of joy
Every mornin' my alarm would ring
The first one up was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

Hold on
Ding-a-ling
Hold on
Ding-a-ling
He'll never let go of his
Ding-a-ling

"Mmm! That is beautiful! You know what I heard? I heard two girls over here sharpenin' up some steak knives. Yup! And there a guy over here singin' soprano! That's alright, brother. I know just how you feel."

One night I went to sleep and it was standin' tall
I woke up and heard someone runnin' down the hall
When I reached down I couldn't find my thing
My wife chopped off my ding-a-ling-a-ling

G'bye
Ding-a-ling
G'bye
Ding-a-ling
His wife cut off his
Ding-a-ling
G'bye
Ding-a-ling
G'bye
Ding-a-ling
His wife cut off his
Ding-a-ling

"Oh, no!"
"Oh yeah!"
"OH, s**t!!! "

My manhood's out playin' hide and seek
Police dogs sniffin' up and down my street
Sure was glad when they found that thing
And the doc sewed on my ding-a-ling-a-ling

Hello
Ding-a-ling
Hello
Ding-a-ling
The doc sewed on his
Ding-a-ling
Hello
Ding-a-ling
Hello
Ding-a-ling
He's glad they found his
Ding-a-ling

"That is so beautiful! I think it's a beautiful little song. I really do. But you know what? Everybody's still not singin'. We gonna dedicate this last verse to those men in the front row that look really nervous"

This here song is real damn sad
I hope your wife never gets that mad
When you go to sleep you better hide that thing
Or you might wake up with no ding-a-ling

G'bye
Ding-a-ling
G'bye
Ding-a-ling
His wife cut off his
Ding-a-ling...
Good bye ding-a-ling
What a terrible thing
You don't wanna loose your ding-a-ling-a-ling

(Dave AuJus)

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Twisted Christmas [Box set]	Twisted Tunes
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