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How d’ya do, I
See you’ve met my
Faithful handy man
He’s just a little brought down because
When you knocked,
He thought you were the candy man
Don’t get strung out
By the way I look
Don’t judge a book by its cover
I’m not much of a man
By the light of day,
But by night I’m one hell of a lover!
I’m just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual Transylvania, ah-ha!
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you’re both pretty groovy
But if you want something visual
That’s not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
I’m glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We’re both in a bit of a hurry
We’ll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car
We don’t want to be any worry
Well, you got caught with a flat, well,
How ‘bout that?
Well, babies, don’t you panic.
By the light of the night,
It’ll all seem all right
I’ll get you a satanic mechanic
I’m just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual Transylvania, ah-ha!
Why don’t you stay for the night
Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favorite obsession
I’ve been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he’s good for relieving my tension
I’m just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual Transylvania, ah-ha!
I’m just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual Transylvania, ah-ha!
So come up to the lab,
And see what’s on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici… pation.
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I’ll remove the cause (heh-heh-heh-heh),
But not the symptom!
(Bill L) |
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Current Rating
6.3
(7 votes)
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| Played on 55 shows: |
 | 10-16-21, #AOTA-211016 |  | 10-01-89, #89-40 |
| 10-15-17, #MMS-217 | | 03-27-88, #88-13 |
| 04-15-17, #KMCC-11-16 | | 10-04-87, #87-40 |
| 07-16-16, #AOTA-160716 | | 08-02-87, #87-31 |
| 01-02-16, #16-01 | | 03-01-87, #87-09 |
| 09-27-15, #BWR-15-09-27 | | 06-08-86, #KMET-86-23 |
| 04-06-13, #13014 | | 04-27-86, #KMET-86-17 |
| 06-21-09, #09-25 | | 04-27-86, #86-17 |
| 06-07-09, #MMCZ-09-20 | | 03-09-86, #KMET-86-10 |
| 08-29-08, #MMDT20_08-34 | | 06-02-85, #85-22 |
| 07-06-08, #08-27 | | 01-29-84, #84-05 |
| 06-17-07, #MMS-82 | | 06-20-82, #82-25 |
| 08-20-06, #MMS-41 | | 12-27-81, #KMET-81-52 |
| 06-09-03, #XM-03 | | 06-01-80, #80-22 |
| 03-02-03, #03-09 | | 12-30-79, #79-52 |
| 09-29-02, #02-39 | | 12-30-79, #KMET-79-52 |
| 06-24-01, #01-25 | | 12-30-79, #KSAN-79-52 |
| 09-19-99, #99-38 | | 12-02-79, #79-48 |
| 03-01-98, #98-09 | | 07-08-79, #79-27 |
| 06-01-97, #97-22 | | 05-06-79, #79-18 |
| 01-05-97, #97-01 | | 02-04-79, #79-05 |
| 05-05-96, #96-18 | | 12-31-78, #78-46 |
| 01-15-95, #95-03 | | 12-31-78, #KMET-78-52 |
| 10-17-93, #93-42 | | 10-29-78, #78-37 |
| 09-13-92, #92-37 | | 10-01-78, #78-33 |
| 01-19-92, #92-03 | | 05-28-78, #78-14 |
| 12-02-90, #90-48 | | 04-09-78, #78-7 |
| 12-10-89, #89-50 | | |
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