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4:11
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1978 (Tim P. Ryan)
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| Can be found on the cd Worce Than Slime No.1 (czwrefsteven) |
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You, and I, have been steady for a long long time
I tried to make you mine, but your monkey just would not shine.
It ended our teenage romance
When I tried to get into your pants
And you hit me on top of the head
With a bottle of Coke.
Now you, and me,
We were gonna get married.
But since I got excited,
You refused to put your trust in me.
It ended our teenage romance
When I tried to get into your pants
And you hit me on top of the head
With a bottle of Coke.
We pulled into the drive in
In my mother’s brand new car
And when I put my arm around you
You warned me not to go to far.
It ended our teenage romance
When I tried to get into your pants
And you hit me on top of the head
With a bottle of Coke.
When the vampire came on the screen
I thought you were about to scream
But you threw your arms around me
And I lost a button off my jeans.
My mouth met yours
And the bubblegum smeared
And the popcorn flew in the air.
And I made my move to that precious groove
Flying solo on a lump and a prayer.
I was pekid purple passion in a half naked fashion
When you grabbed me by the pubic hair.
And with a sticky coke bottle and a mighty right hook
You put me into the stars.
I woke up in the hospital
With my parents looking rather pleased.
And with a compound concussion
They forced me to listen to a lecture on morality.
It ended our teenage romance
When I tried to get into your pants
And you hit me on top of the head
With a bottle of Coke.
Now I see the light about men and women
Don’t know how I could have ever missed.
That women have babies all by themselves
And sex just doesn’t exist.
It’s just a myth, just a beautiful myth.
(jammin DIA) |
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Current Rating
8.7
(4 votes)
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| Played on 11 shows: |
 | 01-07-11, #ROTP_333 |  | 07-30-00, #00-31 |
| 07-02-10, #ROTP_306 | | 11-17-96, #96-46 |
| 06-26-10, #10-26 | | 01-23-94, #94-04 |
| 06-19-10, #10-25 | | 05-26-85, #KMET-85-21 |
| 05-13-07, #MMS-77 | | 12-30-79, #KMET-79-52 |
| 02-19-06, #MMS-17 | | |
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