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Rank this week: 12 (↑23)
Duration: 5:23 
Release Date: 2003  (Bob Jones) 
Lyrics By: Ken Turetzky (Bob Jones) 
Music By: Ken Turetzky (Bob Jones) 
Produced By: Lee Fortune (Bob Jones) 
Released By: Ken Turetzky (Bob Jones) 
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  • Ken Turetzky performs bad-attitude acoustic comedy in Dallas, Texas. (Bob Jones)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Today was a very good day
    Some beautiful things went down in my world
    Today was a very good day
    I think that my luck is starting to turn

    I used to think that you were smart
    Now I know that you're stupid
    You were so generous with your advice
    But it all turned out to be wrong!

    I saw her judging me
    As we passed each other in the street
    Well, she can go to hell
    Because I'll never see her again!


    That bastard neighbor of mine
    The one with the little gay dog
    He put his trash out on my curb
    And raised chickens in his back yard

    Sometime before the dawn
    About when his rooster starts crowing
    He rode away in an ambulance
    And I hear that he's dead!


    I've got a plan to cut my debt
    Take care of the money that I owe
    I'll have to make sure that I die
    Before the bank gets its money!

    I used to work out at the gym
    And run 20 miles a week
    But I felt too goddamn good
    And so I just ******' quit!


    My girlfriend's living with someone else
    But she won't tell me his name
    I always said one day she'd leave
    And see! I was right all along

    I went to see a Shakespeare joint
    Blah blah, blah blah, "et tu, Brute?"
    I thought the play would never end
    Before my bladder exploded!


    (©Ken Turetzky 2003)

    The band:
    Ken Turetzky: Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
    Daria McBee: Background vocals
    Lee Fortune: Bass guitar
    Jerry Impini: Keyboards
    Terry McIntyre: Percussion
    (Bob Jones)
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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