The Universal Adjective Song by Pinkard & Bowden

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The Universal Adjective Song
By: Pinkard & Bowden

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Duration:	2:28
Release Date:	1989
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I guess I must've learned that word
When I was just a child
But how the f*ck would I know
It would drive my teachers wild?
It just seemed so descriptive
When I read it off the wall
I shouted it in the classroom
And had to stand in the f*ckin' hall

You know that I refined its use
When I was in the Navy
I learned to eat defensively
And say, "Pass the f*ckin' gravy!"
They taught me how to f*ck around
And live it up on leave
The ways I've learned to use that word
You wouldn't f*ckin' believe

Oh, the Universal Adjective is
F*ckin' up my life
F*ckin' up my life (yeah)
F*ckin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f*ckin' wife
The Universal Adjective is
F*ckin' up my life

I was sittin' in a bar one night
All f*cked up on tequila
My wife comes in all f*ckin' mad
Says, "I'll f*ckin' see ya!"
I really didn't understand
Just what the f*ck she meant
Until she took me into court
And she took every f*ckin' cent

Oh, the Universal Adjective is
F*ckin' up my life
F*ckin' up my life (yeah)
F*ckin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f*ckin' wife
The Universal Adjective is
F*ckin' up my life (Backwoods)

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Available on the following album:
Live In Front Of A Bunch Of D-ckh--ds
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