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| Since it's a polka, (as much as a guy with a Casio can make it sound like one- I know...needlessly cynical) the singer sings in a strange Germanic or Eastern European sounding accent. ...Is this how Da Yoopers got started? (Stavro Arrgolus) |
| Single play on Dr. Demento in '89, released on the audio tape appropriately titled- "Sheep, Lies and Audio Tape" in 1991. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Have your bolts frozen up and gotten schtuck on your nuts?
Are your hinges all rusted and brown?
Do you sweat and perspire
ven you change a flat tire
'Cause der lug nuts are schtuck all around?
Vell, dont vorry, my friend, mit dis petroleum blend
Your troubles vill all be drowned
Yes, just vip out da WD-40
and hose dat sucker down
All you truckers and vaitresses
here is a tip for those truck stop rendevous
You might schmell like you've died
but you just can't decide
vot deodorant to use
Vell, I've got a hairspray, perfume and cologne
wrapped up in vun aerosol can
Yes, just vip out da WD-40
for der perfect vun-night schtand
(Spoken:)
Something is wrong with the bubble machine
Somebody come over here; it seems to be stuck
Good, Ollie, good
I think that you got it dere
Just give me da WD-40
Ah, look! Bubbles!
More bubbles that you can count!
This is wonderful!
I love the bubbles and the vay they look!
Thank ya so much, WD-40
You can silence a gate
or enhance fishing bait
mit dis handy dandy spray
Fix der schving on your porch
or devise a blowtorch
and melt all your troubles avay
It don't make a mess
and it schmells like success
ven it's at your fingertips
Yes, just vip out da WD-40
and fetch me dose visegrips
(Stavro Arrgolus) |
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