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Rank this week: 18 (↑18)
Duration: 2:57 
Release Date: 2004  (knowtalentagency) 
Lyrics By: Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Music By: Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Produced By: Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Released By: Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency) 
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  • The grocery store where he worked was closed a few years ago, and I didn't know what had happened to Wagdi. Then my wife came home the other day and said that she found him at another nearby store! Wagdi is still a grocery store check-out man! (knowtalentagency)
  • Yes, there really was a cashier at my local grocery store named "Wagdi". (knowtalentagency)
  • The middle part of this song is a parody of Toni Basil's "Mickey". (knowtalentagency)
  • Song Lyrics:
    WAGDI
    by Eric Brown

    Wagdi, he's my favorite grocery-store checkout man.
    Wagdi, he's my favorite grocery-store checkout man.
    I don't know where he's from, but it's not around here,
    But you ought to see him scan a six-pack of beer!
    Wagdi, he's my favorite grocery-store checkout man.

    Wagdi, he's my favorite grocery-store checkout man.
    Wagdi, he's my favorite grocery-store checkout man.
    When he counts out your change, it's never wrong,
    And you'll get a strip of coupons four feet long.
    Wagdi, he's my favorite grocery-store checkout man.

    Oh, Wagdi goes outside ....
    Brings the shopping carts inside.
    Oh, Wagdi! Oh, Wagdi!
    Oh, Wagdi goes outside ....
    Brings the shopping carts inside.
    Oh, Wagdi! Oh, Wagdi!

    Some folks are really dumb --
    They're not very smart.
    Or else they're too damn lazy
    To return the shopping cart.
    They even put corrals for 'em
    Out there where you park, dumb ass!

    Wagdi's got to wander 'round
    'Cause I can guarantee
    Some high maintenance woman
    In an S.U.V.
    Did not return her cart
    'Cause she's the Queen Bee, baby!

    Wadgi goes outside and gathers up the carts.
    He's the best at doing this, at least around these parts.
    He always has a smile and he doesn't complain.
    It's guys like you, Wagdi --
    The grocery store will retain, Wagdi! It's your domain, Wagdi!

    Wagdi, he's my favorite grocery-store checkout man.
    Wagdi, he's my favorite grocery-store checkout man.
    I don't know where he's from, but it's not around here,
    But you'll never find a better grocery store cashier.
    Wagdi, he's my favorite grocery-store checkout man.
    Wagdi, he's my favorite grocery-store checkout man!
    (knowtalentagency)
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