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(note: I have transcribed these lyrics from an old cassette, the tape is in pretty bad shape and parts of the recording are damaged or missing, I have recalled from memory, the missing parts, except the very beginning which has always been missing.)
**** Waving and Reaching - Earle Doud & Co. ****
(the opening is missing, never had it)
Mr. Rogers: "... today, in the neighborhood, boys and girls, because... We've been asked to take part... In an exercise album! And we have some very special friends.. who have dropped-into our neighborhood... To pay us a visit...
Now, I know, You must be a student, because... I see you have... a Geometry book under your arm...
Is it... Solid Geometry? .. or Plane?"
Tattoo: "DA PLAAAANE!! DA PLAAAANE!!"
Mr. Rogers: "Cute!
Well, we're glad to have you with us... I hope you didn't get wet coming over here because..
Its a clouuudy day in the neigh-bor-hooood...
and it looks like rain!"
Tattoo: "DA RAAAIN!! DA RAAAIN!!"
Mr. Rogers: "Someone break his arm!"
Mr. Mouth: "What is this dumb-dumb show? I came here to exercise... heh-heh-heh.. Look at these hockey pucks standing around here.. heh-heh.. Hope you jump on your bike and your seat's missing!"
Mr. Rogers: "Well, my goodness! Its 'Mr. Mouth'... the Mailman...
Mr. Mouth: Mailman, huh? heh-heh.. what? Why don't we put a stamp on your head and... mail-express your brain?!"
Tattoo: "DA BRAAAIN DA BRAAAIN!!"
Mr. Rogers: "Guess what, boys and girls... I'm beginning to HATE my first person..."
Preacher: "HEEEAL THAT MAN.. HEEEAL!! THERE MUST NEVER BE HATE YEYYYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
HEAL-YOUR-SOUL.. because of... YEYYAAAH!
I'm here, today, in the neighborhood to make donations and TAKE donations.. YEEAAAH! because I then love you... and I love everybody...
...and that's WHY I'm here to-DAY-YAH..
I watch your television show every DAY-YAH..
I'm gonna HEAL ya TODAY, Mr. Rogers, HEAL, HEAL, TODAY!
YEAAAAAHH!!" Mr Mouth: "Listen to this guy!?! You sound like you just crawled out from under a rock at a banana convention... heh-heh... heh.. Wha-wha-Wha-WHERE are the EXERCISES?!?"
Mr. Rogers: "Its not nice to hurt people, BALDY!"
Mr. Mouth: "heh-heh.. Cute! heh-heh.. If you don't.. hurry up, well.. You're gonna be doing push-ups... at Forest Lawn!"
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK...
Mr. Rogers: "OH! ... There's someone at the door... Let's see who is is... (click-click.. creek...) Why, its... SHELLEY WINTERS! .. Why.. come in.. Shelley!"
Shelley Winters: "why-a-umm... TALK SHOW?! aa-umm.. Where's the DONUTS?! ... Isn't this the CAFETERIA?! I can't exercise until I EAT.. I gotta FEED my thighs! uhh!"
Mr. Rogers: "Uh! ...Well.. Why don't you come in.. and.. join us?"
Shelley Winters: "We-ell.. because I CAN'T.. er-um.. I'm TRYING to tell ya.. I'M STUCK!!"
Mr. Rogers: "I'm afraid we're going to have to use a crane..."
Tattoo: "DA CRAAANE!! DA CRANE!!"
Mr. Rogers: "You know? I hate small people... It takes too many of them to make up a carpool!
NOW! (aerobics music starts) ...Let's exercise.. boys and girls!
Lets try a simple exercise... like 'waving good-bye'..."
Mr. Mouth: "GOOD! GOOD! heh... what, Why don't you do some LEG-exercises... and LEAVE?!"
Mr.Rogers: "I won't dignify you with that answer... instead ... (breaks into the beat/exercise) I'll just... Huuurl... this Chinese vase... at you!"
CRASH!!
Mr. Mouth: "heh.. heh-heh.. heh! You DUMMY! ya, you MISSED me.. an.. and HIT the little guy! heh-heh.."
Tattoo: "DA PAAAIN!! DA PAAAIN!!"
Mr. Mouth: "Why don't you put a bandage on it? you dummy..."
Tattoo: "because.. I'M VAAAIN!! I'M VAAAIN!!"
Mr. Mouth: "ya know something? you.. you.. You gotta be crazy!"
Tattoo: "INSAAANE!! INSAAANE!!"
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK
Mr Rogers: "There's someone ELSE at the door! ..." (click-click-creek...)
Jane Fonda: "Hi! I'm Jane Fonda... and THIS is my LAWYER!" (ka-thunk)
Tatoo: "ITS JAAANE!! ITS JAAANE!!"
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK- KNOCK-KNOCK
Wayne Newton: "ah-un.. This is Wayne Newton.. and I just want to tell ya that I'm BETTER than the Beach Boys!"
Tattoo: "ITS WAAAYNE!! ITS WAAAYNE!!"
Mr. Rogers: "I can't take this any more.."
Tattoo: "DA STRAAAIN!! DA STRAAAIN!!"
Mr Rogers: "I'm LEAVING... right NOW!"
Tattoo: "DA TRAAAIN!! DA TRAAAIN!!"
Mr. Rogers: "I'm putting on my hat.. and my 'Mr. Coat'.. and going out 'Mr Door'... I'm going now, boys and girls... down to the sporting-goods store... to buy an automatic weapon!"
(DOOR SLAM!)
Tattoo: "Now, for our first exercise... We're going to touch the doorknob.. Okay? tippy-toes UP... tippy-toes DOWN... tippy-toes UP... tippy-toes DOWN...
You know? I gave myself a standing ovation last night... and I didn't even know it!! A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!"
(lyrics added 7-6-2016) (DJ Zath) |
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