We Shot The New Kids On The Block by The Plastic Bastards

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We Shot The New Kids On The Block
By: The Plastic Bastards

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Duration:	1:53 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Release Date:	1990 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	Will Wonkers a.k.a Patrick Burns & Ned Nugent a.k.a. Eugene Chiovari (Plastic Bastards)
Music By:	Will Wonkers a.k.a Patrick Burns & Ned Nugent a.k.a. Eugene Chiovari (Plastic Bastards)
Produced By:	Will Wonkers a.k.a Patrick Burns & Ned Nugent a.k.a. Eugene Chiovari (Plastic Bastards)
Released By:	Mr. Whadaphukinhel Records (Plastic Bastards)
Published By:	Mr. Whadaphukinhel Records (Plastic Bastards)
Licensing:	BMI (Plastic Bastards)
Keywords:	BOYBAND HOSTILITY, NKOTB, PLASTIC BASTARDS, THE PLASTIC NEO-PSEUDO FASCIST BASTARDS

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This song first aired on Chicago radio station 'The Loop' after an encounter with Steve Dahl at the famous night club 'The Avalon'. After hearing Dahl express his discontent with The New Kids On The Block, and knowing that he was to drop in at The Avalon, and being big fans of Mr. Dahl's humorous band Teenage Radiation, The Bastards thought it would be nice to present Mr. Dahl with a copy of the song. But when Will and Ned arrived at the club, Mr. Dahl was surrounded by adoring fans in an almost mob like fashion. Mr. Dahl looked like he just wanted to enjoy his night out, but was gracious to his fans anyway. So not wanting to bother him further, The Bastards went up to him and asked: "Do you hate the new kids on the block?" Where Mr. Dahl replied: "Yes!" The Bastards then handed him the tape and said: "Then this is for you! Enjoy your evening". And they left him alone. The next day, much to their surprise, Steve Dahl played the song on the radio! Subsequently, the song was submitted to Doctor Demento by The Plastic Bastards agent. But for some reason, in the Dr. Demento broadcast of the song, a verse was cut out. The verse in question is as follows: "We've Shot The New Kids On The Block Strung em up by their toes And pelted the with rocks But you should have seen those teeny-boppers start to pout When we reached down their throats And ripped their scrotums out!" So the original length of the song is 1:53. And this song appears in its full length on the album release of the same name. (Plastic Bastards)

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Song Lyrics:

Oooh, Five kids moved on to the block the other day
Weren't much fun, never wanted to play
Had to put them out of our misery
Now the New Kids On The Block
Are History!

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Lined em up against the wall and gagged em with a sock
But you should've seen those little suckers run
when we pulled out our Uzis to have a little fun

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Yes, it's grim reality
It ain't no crock!
And now the whole world is feelin' jubilated,
'Cause The New Kids On The Block
Have been exterminated

Yes, teeny-boppers, it's sad but true
The bubble-gum scum aren't comin' to you

"That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The tour has been cancelled.
All ticket sales are final!
If you bought' em, You're SCREWED!"

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Pumped 'em full of lead and pushed 'em off the dock

Five New Kids,
We shot!
Uzis sub-machine guns,
We've got!
Merciful Plastic Bastards,
We're not!
'Cause
We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block!

Hey,
We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Strung em up by their toes
And pelted the with rocks
But you should have seen those teeny-boppers start to pout
When we reached down their throats
And ripped their scrotums out!

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Yes, it's grim reality
It ain't no crock!
Now the whole world is gettin' down,
Because The New Kids On The Block are six feet under the ground!

No more New Kids!
No more New Kids!

POW-POW-PA-PA-POW!

They're all dead.

Definite social statement, dude.

Yup (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Available on the following album:
We Shot The New Kids On The Block
Contact us if you know of another album that contains this song

Played on 12 shows:
	05-23-15, #15-21	02-05-06, #06-06
	01-04-14, #14-01	11-04-90, #90-44
	02-23-13, #13-08	10-21-90, #90-42
	06-18-11, #AOTA-110618	10-14-90, #90-41
	10-12-08, #08-41	09-30-90, #90-39
	02-17-08, #08-07	09-16-90, #90-37
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We Shot The New Kids On The Block (single cover) (Plastic Bastards)

Messages about the song: "We Shot The New Kids On The Block"

	Plastic Bastards Offline - Artist - 06-19-11 02:44 AM - 13 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Thank you ever so much!!!!! --- Stavro Arrgolus: I've put your lyrics up here.

	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 06-18-11 11:23 AM - 13 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d I've put your lyrics up here.

	Plastic Bastards Offline - Artist - 06-14-11 12:25 AM - 13 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Hey all, this is Ned Nugent, I am one half of The Plastic Neo-Pseudo Fascist Bastards, and I wrote the lyrics. So here for your enjoyment are the complete lyrics: Oooh, Five kids moved on to the block the other day Weren't much fun, never wanted to play Had to put them out of our misery Now the New Kids On The Block Are History! We've Shot The New Kids On The Block Lined em up against the wall and gagged em with a sock But you should've seen those little suckers run when we pulled out our Uzis to have a little fun Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! We've Shot The New Kids On The Block Yes, it's grim reality It ain't no crock! And now the whole world is feelin' jubilated, 'Cause The New Kids On The Block Have been exterminated Yes, teeny-boppers, it's sad but true The bubble-gum scum aren't comin' to you "That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The tour has been cancelled. All ticket sales are final! If you bought' em, You're SCREWED!" We've Shot The New Kids On The Block Pumped 'em full of lead and pushed 'em off the dock Five New Kids, We shot! Uzis sub-machine guns, We've got! Merciful Plastic Bastards, We're not! 'Cause We've Shot The New Kids On The Block! Hey, We've Shot The New Kids On The Block Strung em up by their toes And pelted the with rocks But you should have seen those teeny-boppers start to pout When we reached down their throats And ripped their scrotums out! We've Shot The New Kids On The Block Yes, it's grim reality It ain't no crock! Now the whole world is gettin' down, Bcause The New Kids On The Block are six feet under the ground! No more New Kids! No more New Kids! POW-POW-PA-PA-POW! They're all dead. Definite social statement, dude. Yup www.facebook.com/plasticbastards

	Alexdarkland Offline - Member - 06-07-11 12:50 PM - 13 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d THANKS!! I KNEW I was missing some lyrics! Well, I haven't heard it in decades, so my memory was fuzzy.

	MarlinsGirl Offline - Participant - 06-06-11 09:46 PM - 13 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d where can I get this song. Terri M.l

	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 06-06-11 10:53 AM - 13 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks. I added these lyrics with an alteration or two to the song page. I also added the missing lyrics in the middle. It's ok to add any lyrics you have directly to the lyric box on the page. --- Alexdarkland: Fan-made lyrics Plastic Neo-Pseudo Fascist Bastards `We Shot The New Kids On The Block'

	Bob Guest Offline - Artist - 06-06-11 10:04 AM - 13 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d So that`s what happened to them.... Can`t say I`m surprised.

	Alexdarkland Offline - Member - 06-05-11 02:25 PM - 13 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Fan-made lyrics Plastic Neo-Pseudo Fascist Bastards `We Shot The New Kids On The Block' Oooh, Five kids moved on to the block the other day. Weren't much fun, Never wanted to play Had to put them out of our misery Now the New Kids On The Block Are History! We Shot The New Kids On The Block: Lined em up against the wall, and gagged em with a sock You should've seen those little suckers try to run when we pulled out our Uzis to have a little fun We Shot The New Kids On The Block Message from reality This ain't no crock! Now the whole world feels jubilated, Because The New Kids On The Block Have been exterminated. Yes, teeny-boppers, it's sad but true. Those bubble-gum scum aren't comin' to you. "Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the tour has been cancelled. All ticket sales are final! You bought' em, You're SCREWED!" (missing lyrics???) Five New Kids, We shot! Uzis and machine guns, We've got! Merciful Plastic Bastards, We're not! Because We Shot The New Kids On The Block! Yes, We Shot The New Kids On The Block Message from reality This ain't no crock! Now the whole world is gettin' down, Because The New Kids On The Block are six feet under the ground! No more New Kids! No more New Kids! POW-POW-PA-PA-POW! They're all dead.

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