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The wedgie
Let's all try it, shall we?
The wedgie

It was a dark and stormy night
There was no avoiding my destiny
I tried to put up a fight
But there was no escaping… the wedgie
I’d rather get the rack. I’d rather walk the plank
Than have to re-live that vertical yank
I live with the impending feeling of doom
From that close encounter with the Fruit of the Loom

Here it comes!
The wedgie

If I ever had a question
I am sure now of what I believe
The preacher was right when he said Sunday night
It is better to give than receive

Musta been talkin' about…
The wedgie

I thought I had almost forgotten the trauma
Forgiven the people who’d done me so wrong
'Til my recent vacation; the Sunny Bahamas
And everyone there was wearing a thong!
Flashbacks! Seizures! Heart palpitations!
An untimely end to my lovely vacation
My friends Mike and Dan say they can’t understand
Why I can’t put it all… behind me

The wedgie

I found a therapist in the field
Many dollars and several months later
We finally conclude it was my attitude
Fear is great but a brave act is greater
I would never adjust ‘til I did what I must
And so nervous and frightened and edgy
I approached my best friend; reached out toward his rear end
And with all of my might, pulled to maximum height

And I sang out in triumph…
(Sonic SBL)
Current Rating 8.5 (3 votes)
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