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3:24
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1983 (sfjpk30)
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Marvin Dolgay (Edwin1)
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Leader: Hello, everyone. Welcome to Weight Watchers. Have we all been good this week?
People: Well, you know...
Leader: We have someone graduating tonight, I'm sure he will be an inspiration to us all. Tell us how much you lost, Clint.
Clint: Eighty pounds.
Leader: Eighty pounds, that's wonderful, and you're keeping it off with the diet?
Clint: Well, mainly with the substitutions.
Leader: The substitutions?
Clint: Yeah, you know, one milk portion equals one scotch, one bread portion equals one scotch...
Leader: But Clint, but Clint, what about your balance, your fruits and your vegetables?
Clint: Bloody Mary and a stick of celery.
Leader: Well, the point is you've done it, Clint. Could you tell us your secret?
Clint: My secret? You people here were my secret. Anytime I felt like giving up, I thought of you people here.
Leader: Oh, isn't that wonderful.
Clint: You gave me the impetus, because, quite frankly, you people are fat. You people are disgustingly fat, you roly poly porkers really make me puke.
Leader: Now, Clint, you can't say that.
Clint: Oh yeah, keep on talking so I can see where your mouth is.
Lotta: You used to be fat too.
Clint: Yeah, so I couldn't say anything, but now I'm thin, I can tell you gluttons off. There's so much sweat in this room, I have salt stains on my Hush Puppies!
Leader: We are trying to change, Clint!
Clint: Oh, please, don't say the word "change." The though of you hippos sliding in and out of your polyester tarpaulins is enough to make my oatmeal hit the wall.
Leader: The important thing is that people care enough to come to these meetings...
Clint: The only reason people come to these meetings is, this place has double doors.
Lotta: I don't think that's funny.
Clint: Well, I don't care what you think, Little Lotta. Anyone with no discernible neck is not allowed to have an opinion.
Lotta: You're no better than us!
Clint: No, but I'm thinner. The hairs on your head are an inch apart; to find your knees, you have to check for the indent; and look at your feet--okay, trick question--but take it from me, your ankles are drooping over the sides of your shoes; and you, the Mama Cass impersonator.
"Mama Cass": I'm very proud of the weight I've lost. I'm now down to a size 13.
Clint: A size 13 what, battleship? And stop pointing those bowguns at me.
Leader: That's not much of an attitude, Clint.
Clint: Yeah, but that's how I get it! Anytime I felt like chowing down, I thought of you butterballs, how your backs spill over your chairs. It was inspirational, and I really wanna thank you all.
Leader: Oh, well, you're welcome...
Clint: Don't talk to me, I don't talk to fat people anymore. I mean, my God, some of you have dimples on your noses. All right, I'm through with this, now I'm joining A.A.
Leader: Sounds like you're aiming to be perfect.
Clint: If I ever do become perfect, am I ever gonna tell God what I think of Him. (jzummak) |
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Current Rating
8.5
(4 votes)
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| Played on 27 shows: |
 | 11-24-18, #AOTA-181124 |  | 02-29-04, #XM-40 |
| 01-10-15, #15-02 | | 01-25-04, #04-04 |
| 11-29-14, #WOR-141129 | | 01-28-01, #01-04 |
| 01-12-12, #MMCZ-12-02 | | 01-16-00, #00-03 |
| 01-12-12, #ISGD-12-02 | | 01-11-98, #98-02 |
| 01-22-11, #MMCZ-11-04 | | 01-28-96, #96-04 |
| 01-22-11, #MMCZ-11-02 | | 03-26-95, #95-13 |
| 01-15-11, #11-03 | | 01-17-93, #93-03 |
| 01-15-11, #MMCZ 11-03 | | 02-16-92, #92-07 |
| 09-11-10, #MMCZ-10-37 | | 03-27-88, #88-13 |
| 01-05-08, #MMCZ_08-01 | | 01-24-88, #88-04 |
| 03-26-07, #MMS-71 | | 10-04-87, #87-40 |
| 01-21-07, #07-03 | | 07-05-87, #87-27 |
| 01-22-06, #06-04 | | |
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