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| Parody of "A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash. (czwrefsteven) |
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Well, my daddy set me straight when I was three
He told me just how my life would be
He said, "Son, you're not always gonna live here in Atlanta.
You see, I've made a deal with your immortal soul
And one day soon, you'll move to the pole.
The north one, that is. That's why I named you Santa."
Well, he started to train me that very day
He said "Boy, take a ride in this flying sleigh."
I said, "Pop, first I'd better take a slug of this here Mylanta."
He said, "There's no need, boy, don't let it bother you;
These magic reindeer know what to do; I tell ya
Life ain't easy for a boy named Santa."
It was Atlanta, Georgia; July to boot
I'm wearin' mistletoe and a big red suit
But other kids would laugh and call me "strange"
Well, I told my old dad that my friends would kid me
He took me up on the roof and threw me down the chimney
Got stuck in the flue and I cried and cursed my name
Then my dad said, "Boy, don't you think it's weird
That you're six years old and have a big white beard?
It's your destiny, son, and "ho-ho-ho" is your mantra."
"Pop, it's 110 and this suit is smelly,
I'm a small boy with a great big belly."
I said, "My name is Santa! I don't fit in my pantas!"
He said, "It's a tough job, son, and don't be a squat.
You gotta keep your eye on a billion snots
And one night a year you gotta fly around the planeta.
But at least you won't be by yourself,
You'll share your house with 100 elves.
You're an owner boy with an old beef wife who loves to rave and ranta."
Now let me get this straight, tell me it's a lie
I got a big fat wife and I'll never die
I eat milk and cookies till they're comin' out of my gluteus maximanta
When I'm appearin' down on Christmas Day
I'll visit your kids in my flying sleigh but...
If I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him...
The Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy or Tinkerbell or... or Humpty Dumpty or Labor Day Larry or Cupid or Chanukah Hank or Fourth of July Feelings maybe or Groundhog Day Greg, yeah... (Sonic SBL) |
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9.5
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