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Dead Rubber Chickens 
By: Sudden Death
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Duration: 2:22 
Release Date: 1992  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive (peterpuck9) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
  • On the albums "Dead Things Can Rap Too" and "A Decade of Decay" available at (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Are you ready for the terror of a lifetime
    Lock all your windows, stay in the house at night time
    Comin' to your home from the sewers
    They came from outer space and they're bouncing to a town near yours
    This is the attack of the chickens
    They've been here for years, but we didn't know we were with 'em
    Maybe now they might just understand
    That the chickens are the cause of the problems in this glorious land
    Discovered by a doctor in Brazil
    They might make you sick or they might just kill
    So face it, it's true
    As reported by the National Enquirer direct to you

    It's the attack of the dead rubber chickens
    You can't get rid of 'em; you can't live with 'em
    Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
    'Cause this time it's them who'll do the finger lickin'

    Try not to acknowledge that you know
    'Cause if they find out, they'll peck out your eyes real slow
    Be happy that the chickens never flew
    'Cause as it is now, they're tryin' to take over the home of Frank Purdue
    Take a look around; you won't see 'em
    But the next time your car breaks down, you can blame 'em
    Know what I mean?
    The White House keeps 'em on as a guide
    'Cause they think that if they step outta line
    they'll just make Kentucky Fried
    But the truth couldn't be so bent
    'Cause the chickens now control this nation's government
    They're monsters, they're dead
    If you see 'em don't get too close; they'll peck off your head

    It's the attack of the dead rubber chickens
    Everyday they grow stronger and the rubber plot thickens
    Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
    They'll stick to your family like a booger you've been flickin'

    The chickens are controlling Mr. Rogers
    And they're forming their own baseball team called the Tabasco Dodgers
    King of sell-out rap and rock
    They're the masterminds behind the success of the
    New Kids On The Block
    That's an example of their power
    They're small and yellow, but they make the powerful cower
    The day of the chickens has come
    And it's time we fought 'em instead of runnin' around like bums
    Get 'em now, because more are coming
    Maybe we can turn 'em into condoms or something
    This is it, their pen
    The National Enquirer says that they're coming back again

    The attack of the dead rubber chickens
    They clog your toilet and blow up your kitchen
    Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
    Serve 'em on a platter with all the fixins
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