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Duration: 3:27 
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  • Parody of "Sk8er Boy" by Avril Lavigne (czwrefsteven)
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    (8 measure lead-in, with dialogue)

    Palpatine: A Jedi gains power through understanding. A Sith gains understanding through power!
    Anakin: And with great power comes great responsibility?
    Palpatine: Eeh, not for the Sith it doesn’t, Tobey!

    He was a boy, I was a girl
    Can George make it any more obvious?
    He was a slave and I was a queen
    Stuck on Tattooine
    He soon grew up, I said, 'he’s fine.'
    He lost his hand, so I gave him mine
    But his Jedi friends ruffled their robes
    ‘Cause they had a problem with his darker clothes

    He was the Vader Boy
    A space aviator boy
    That droid party they did crash
    While R2 ignited fuel
    His long hair still looked so cool
    He sure unhanded Dooku fast
    (light saber cutting off arm, scream)

    Now Anakin was the hero they’d hail
    But some of the Senators wanna bail
    The council dissed him, sent Obi to stop
    This cross between Zorak and RoboCop *Zorak laughs*
    I carried his child, but nobody knew
    With all of this kicking, it feels like two
    He dreamt of my death, it left him in terror
    Which led to his judgment Grevious error
    Yoda: What a bad pun you have made, ohh hoo hoo hoo!


    He was the Vader Boy
    Thanks to that dictator boy
    With his new wrinkly Gollum head Palpatine: Precious!
    Sidious’ evil grin
    Kinda like Darth Nixon
    Blood-stained-glass, Mace Windu’s dead
    He was the Vader Boy
    A real Jedi traitor boy
    Just so that I would not be harmed
    He went really Musta-far
    And now thanks to Chewbacca
    Those battle droids were soon un-armed
    *Battle droid says ‘Roger roger’* *Chewbacca roars*
    *light saber & blasters*

    (8 measure bridge featuring the Nick Atoms’ punked out version of the Imperial March)

    Obi-Wan: You were the chosen one!
    Anakin: Sith happens.

    There’s no youngling that could hide
    From his Jedi genocide
    Thanks to Palpatine’s clone tricks
    Now they all root ‘66’!
    Obi snuck on board my ship
    That’s when he just lost his grip Anakin: (battle grunts, oh no, etc.) *light saber duel*
    He went to pieces that sad day Anakin: (battle grunts, yelling) *light saber duel*
    That he took my breath away Padme: (choking gasp) *thud*

    He’s just a Sith and I’m just a corpse
    Can George make it any more obvious?
    Suddenly there’s two orphaned kids
    I’ve got a bad feeling about this!

    Now he’s the Vader Boy
    With his respirator boy
    And in this saga, evil wins
    Now he’s into metal
    And I know we sure as hell
    Aren’t gonna let him raise these twins
    Now he’s Darth Vader boy
    A real space invader boy
    Leia’s a princess on Alderaan
    Luke’s on a moisture farm
    They’re both safe from any harm
    But fans want to know where the hell is Han?

    *Chewbacca laughs*
    Young Han: Laugh it up, fuzzball!

    *Vader breathing* (song fades/peters out)
    (Sonic SBL)
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    Current Rating 9.2 (2 votes)
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    Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  12-13-06 12:02 AM  -  14 years ago
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    The person entering it becomes the one who can edit it. Send SpongeBobLuvr an email using the link in the reply bar with the updates you would have for them.

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    --- tymaporer
    How do I edit the lyrics?
    tymaporer   Offline  -  Member  -  12-11-06 07:51 PM  -  14 years ago
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    How do I edit the lyrics? I can't find the lyrics anywhere else, so I figured the one place that has them should at least have them right (or as much of it as I know), and I signed up so I could fix them, but there's no "submit changes" button or whatever.

    There should really be a how-to-use-this-site guide or something. And if there is one, it should be way easier to find.
    Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  04-08-06 06:02 PM  -  15 years ago
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    Once again, I need help with my accuracy and spelling.
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