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I Heart New York 
By: Sudden Death
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Duration: 3:54 
Release Date: 2005  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive (peterpuck9) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "New York" by Ja Rule f/ Fat Joe & Jadakiss (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (chorus 1)
    I got a hundred-twenty parking tickets
    While I was in New York (New York)
    I seen a semi that didn't quite fit
    On the streets of New York (New York)
    I paid a hundred dollars for a hamburger
    While I was in New York (New York)
    But only paid twenty bucks for a Rolex
    On the streets of New York (New York)
    And I know

    (verse 1)
    I've visited Brooklyn, Manhattan, and Staten
    Island, the Bronx and Queens, now it's time to leave
    But I do believe I'm goin' back to see
    A couple hundred of my closest friends on New Year's Eve
    My attire is outdated by two weeks
    My left shoe squeaks, my right shoe reeks
    I guess I'll have to go back to the city
    And pay another seven fifty to the highway committee
    Look, how they get around, amazingly
    They survive, cabs drivin' at the speed of sound
    Tryin' to find a couple people to get in their car
    While proudly showin' off their cab's latest battle scar
    I don't really understand how the trains get around
    I'm a tourist and usually end up gettin' off uptown
    Leave me out there lookin' for Mr. Rourke
    'Cause it's a fantasy up here in New York

    (chorus 2)
    There's a hundred cabs on every block
    Right here in New York (New York)
    Unless you need one, then you'll probably have to walk
    All over New York (New York)
    And you can't drive without seein' hot chicks
    Walk around in New York (New York)
    I got a hundred dings, a hundred nicks
    While I was in New York (New York)

    (verse 2)
    Maybe I'll take in a movie today
    Hey, there's a movie theater, thirty bucks for a matinee
    And I was gonna get some popcorn, but then I saw
    The price and figured I could get a year's worth of porn
    And everybody's walkin' 'round like their feets on fire
    And if you talk to them, they treat you like you're wearin' a wire
    Not me, I drive stunningly, with my hand on the
    Horn like no way is your ass gettin' in front of me
    True story- I'm drivin' from the west
    Had to go north but I couldn't turn left
    I went straight without looking, and now I can't go
    Back because I'm goin' on a bridge into Brooklyn
    I like to go block to block
    And see how close I can get to the people on the crosswalk
    Seen street signs hangin' after the turn
    It's like, "No, you wanted to go that way, when will you learn?"

    I crossed a hundred tolls, a hundred bridges
    While I was in New York (New York)
    I seen a pimp with a hundred bitches
    And one was way too short (too short)
    I had to double-park and didn't get a ticket
    So I give thanks to You, Lord (You, Lord)
    But the guy I blocked told me where I could stick it
    Right here in New York (New York)

    So you live in the city, that must be nice
    Dependin' on where you're livin', you might get lice
    Found a ten by ten apartment by word of mouth
    Your rent for two or three months, could probably buy a house
    Now the twenty-third floor is your new hub, but when the stupid
    Elevator's out, it's a sadistic health club
    Streets show no mercy, and you know that they say that
    You deserved it whenever you get lost in New Jersey
    The traffic in the tunnel, it gets me ticked
    They randomly close lanes down just for kicks
    And there's bridges every mile that barely function
    'Cause every single damn one of 'em is under construction
    People beg for money with a certain flair
    I caught a subtle hint of some vomit in the air
    And it won't come as a surprise, no way
    When I tell you I was robbed by a Girl Scout today

    (chorus 4)
    I seen a hundred people take a leak
    While I was in New York (New York)
    And you can tell the way the people speak
    That I must be in New York (New York)
    I found a hundred places to buy pot
    While I was in New York (New York)
    But I could never find a parking spot
    While I was in New York (New York)
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