Granny And The Kid by Barnes & Barnes

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Granny And The Kid
By: Barnes & Barnes

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Duration:	3:24
Release Date:	2005 (Tim P. Ryan)
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Licensing:	ASCAP #370981930
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Written many years ago, this was finally recorded in 2005 (Tim P. Ryan)

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Margaret the granny lives all alone.
She gets lonely, picks up the phone.
But her radio boyfriend just stayed at home.
"Damn!" she said. "I sure like a man.
I sure like a man for a treat, cha cha!
Well, I guess I'll order a pizza to eat!"

So the granny calls Pizza Man
And 16-year-old Morris hopped in the van
And drove to Granny's with a pepperoni
Not expecting to find her rolie.
He ringed the bell, he stood and smiled.
Granny said "Friend, come in for a while!"
He said "Thanks ma'am, but I'd better not."
Granny said "Get in, boy! The pizza's not the only thing that's hot!"
"Damn!" she said. "I sure like a man.
I sure like a man for a treat, cha cha!

Morris went in, he said "Not for long."
Then Granny quickly reached for his schlong
Before Morris could make his escape
Granny completed her passionate bread cake.
"Damn!" she said. "I sure like a man.
I sure like a man for a treat, cha cha!

Morris went crazy and jumped for the door,
But Granny ain't lazy; she popped in some more.
Morris he sat there, he moped and he cried.
Granny had an orgasm and suddenly di-ied. (died)
And no one knows if the truth has been hid,
But there's the tale of Granny and the kid.
Cha cha!

Damn (Damn)
I sure like a man
(I sure like a man)
I sure like a man
[x6]
Damn (Damn)
I sure like a man
How 'bout you, pete?
(Yeah.) (Sonic SBL)

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Available on the following album:
Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon Vol. 2
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Played on 18 shows:
	03-11-23, #AOTA-230311	11-05-06, #MMS-52
	03-07-23, #KMCC-SE- 01	03-05-06, #06-10
	09-28-19, #AOTA-190928	02-07-06, #KMCC_2-14
	06-10-17, #AOTA-170610	01-01-06, #06-01
	11-26-16, #AOTA-161126	11-06-05, #05-45
	07-30-11, #11-31	09-25-05, #05-39
	03-05-11, #MMS-144	09-18-05, #05-38
	03-15-09, #09-11	08-14-05, #05-33
	09-07-07, #MMDT20_07-35	07-31-05, #05-31
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	DJ Zath Offline - Member - 02-01-24 02:23 PM - 9 months ago
	here are corrections to missed/misheard lyrics (as above): "Her 80-year-old boyfriend" ... "he wasn't home" "not expecting to find her loneeee-ly" (lonely) "completed her passionate raaaa-aaape!" (rape) "ain't lazy; she pumped him some more" "no one knows as the truth has been hid"

	peterpuck9 Offline - Participant - 03-01-06 12:05 AM - 18 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d an orgasm

	Sonic SBL Offline - Participant - 02-26-06 07:12 PM - 18 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d *I don't have a single clue on what they're saying between "Granny had" and "suddenly di-ied". Could you please help me?

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