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Rank this week: 28 (↑17)
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3:24
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Release Date:
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2005 (Tim P. Ryan)
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ASCAP #370981930
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| Facts: |
| Written many years ago, this was finally recorded in 2005 (Tim P. Ryan) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Margaret the granny lives all alone.
She gets lonely, picks up the phone.
But her radio boyfriend just stayed at home.
"Damn!" she said. "I sure like a man.
I sure like a man for a treat, cha cha!
Well, I guess I'll order a pizza to eat!"
So the granny calls Pizza Man
And 16-year-old Morris hopped in the van
And drove to Granny's with a pepperoni
Not expecting to find her rolie.
He ringed the bell, he stood and smiled.
Granny said "Friend, come in for a while!"
He said "Thanks ma'am, but I'd better not."
Granny said "Get in, boy! The pizza's not the only thing that's hot!"
"Damn!" she said. "I sure like a man.
I sure like a man for a treat, cha cha!
Morris went in, he said "Not for long."
Then Granny quickly reached for his schlong
Before Morris could make his escape
Granny completed her passionate bread cake.
"Damn!" she said. "I sure like a man.
I sure like a man for a treat, cha cha!
Morris went crazy and jumped for the door,
But Granny ain't lazy; she popped in some more.
Morris he sat there, he moped and he cried.
Granny had an orgasm and suddenly di-ied. (died)
And no one knows if the truth has been hid,
But there's the tale of Granny and the kid.
Cha cha!
Damn (Damn)
I sure like a man
(I sure like a man)
I sure like a man
[x6]
Damn (Damn)
I sure like a man
How 'bout you, pete?
(Yeah.) (Sonic SBL) |
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Current Rating
9.0
(3 votes)
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| Played on 16 shows: |
 | 09-28-19, #AOTA-190928 |  | 03-05-06, #06-10 |
| 06-10-17, #AOTA-170610 | | 02-07-06, #KMCC_2-14 |
| 11-26-16, #AOTA-161126 | | 01-01-06, #06-01 |
| 07-30-11, #11-31 | | 11-06-05, #05-45 |
| 03-05-11, #MMS-144 | | 09-25-05, #05-39 |
| 03-15-09, #09-11 | | 09-18-05, #05-38 |
| 09-07-07, #MMDT20_07-35 | | 08-14-05, #05-33 |
| 11-05-06, #MMS-52 | | 07-31-05, #05-31 |
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fiogf49gjkf0d an orgasm
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fiogf49gjkf0d *I don't have a single clue on what they're saying between "Granny had" and "suddenly di-ied". Could you please help me?
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