Opening Band  By: Paul & Storm

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Duration:	3:29
Release Date:	2005  (DJ Particle)
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We are the opening band, We are here to do five or six or seven songs, Don't go too long, And get the hell off the stage, We are the opening band We're probably not the band you came to see tonight But it's all right 'Cause soon we'll go away And we're wondering just where the hell's the sound guy He disappeared just after we got up here He's probably behind the building rolling up a fatty And he'll be gone Until our last song We got a VW van I had to sell a free Star Wars figure that I had And ask my dad To co-sign for the loan We don't got a whole lot of fans Nobody's asked for our autograph And sad to say As of today No panties have been thrown And we're wondering if this was worth the drive here We spent six hours in traffic on the highway For fifty bucks and half price on the cheese fries And free Miller light on tap Who can drink that crap? My cousin lives in town and we'll be crashing at his place Unless his girlfriend's home from college and she's staying for the weekend. And if she is then we will have to go and park the van behind the IHOP By the turnpike and we'll sleep in the backseat And we're wondering just where the hell line act is They're probably getting wasted in the green room And they don't give a rat's ass who we are So when they start to play up here We're gonna drink all their beer We are the opening band We hope that all of you sign up on our mailing list And buy our disc And t-shirts in black and grey We are the opening band And we only got about twenty five more minutes left That's all we get To blow your ass away We are the opening band We are the opening band Hello, Hello, Hello (MooseJorge)

Available on the following albums:
Opening Band	Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #14
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Played on 10 shows:
	08-20-16, #WOTR_13		11-03-07, #ROTP_167
	02-14-15, #ISGD-15-07		04-14-07, #ROTP_138
	10-10-08, #BR-08-42		11-15-06, #KMCC_3-02
	01-26-08, #ROTP_179		10-24-05, #MM-29
	01-19-08, #BR-08-02		07-31-05, #05-31
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