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Duration: 3:29 
Release Date: 2005  (DJ Particle) 
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We are the opening band,
We are here to do five or six or seven songs,
Don't go too long,
And get the hell off the stage,
We are the opening band
We're probably not the band you came to see tonight
But it's all right
'Cause soon we'll go away

And we're wondering just where the hell's the sound guy
He disappeared just after we got up here
He's probably behind the building rolling up a fatty
And he'll be gone
Until our last song

We got a VW van
I had to sell a free Star Wars figure that I had
And ask my dad
To co-sign for the loan
We don't got a whole lot of fans
Nobody's asked for our autograph
And sad to say
As of today
No panties have been thrown

And we're wondering if this was worth the drive here
We spent six hours in traffic on the highway
For fifty bucks and half price on the cheese fries
And free Miller light on tap
Who can drink that crap?

My cousin lives in town and we'll be crashing at his place
Unless his girlfriend's home from college and she's staying for the weekend.
And if she is then we will have to go and park the van behind the IHOP
By the turnpike and we'll sleep in the backseat

And we're wondering just where the hell line act is
They're probably getting wasted in the green room
And they don't give a rat's ass who we are
So when they start to play up here
We're gonna drink all their beer

We are the opening band
We hope that all of you sign up on our mailing list
And buy our disc
And t-shirts in black and grey
We are the opening band
And we only got about twenty five more minutes left
That's all we get
To blow your ass away

We are the opening band
We are the opening band
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Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  03-30-09 04:13 PM  -  14 years ago
This is the result of two songs merged together because they are duplicate entries. Play history and forum posts are combined. Posts about duplicates will be deleted now that this is done.
Stavro Arrgolus   Online  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-14-09 08:38 PM  -  14 years ago
When last I heard about it (weeks ago when my old computer imploded), song page deletion wasn't part of the plan. As you've found, the titles can be changed but the artist link still leads to the original artist's page. These duplicates were to be 'merged' rather than deleted- presumably to keep numerical continuity and avoid chaos in the archive song listing. Never got the opportunity to work it all out as that was when the technology chose to fail me.

Now I have a new personal confuser and when I hear from Wayne again, the details of all this can be sorted out.
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