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  • There were a few other verses begun for inclusion in this song, oh so many years ago, but it's too long ALREADY so chill. My personal favorite was starting a verse with "I would extract my own eyeball with pliers..." THAT'S comedy. (MarlinsGirl)
  • Other alt lyrics: Chris sometimes sings "Betty Crocker for dinner" and boy, that's humorous. (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Life would be happy and full of big smiles if you would give in and be mine
    I'd grant all your wishes. I'd wash all you dishes. I'd eat rotten fishes
    If you would be mine, oh

    Dawn until dusk I'd be warm and content if you would say yes and be mine
    I'd swim 'cross a river. I'd tremble and shiver. I'd donate my liver
    If you would be mine, oh

    Oh, I think you're lovely. I think you are keen. I will give you a diamond. I'll give you my spleen
    Chihuahuas are barking and cars, they are parking and lovers are falling in love
    You're too much to contemplate; you make me hyperventilate
    And I'm laughing and giggling, etc.
    I love you so much that it makes me unwell, so I feel like I'm going to die

    I would do backflips and pull out my hair if you would say yes and be mine
    I'd kick my addictions. I'd tamper with friction. I'd have strange conniptions
    If you would be mine, oh

    I would invite (Ross Perot / Steven Hawking / Martha Stewart) (home) for dinner
    My mother she loves me. Darth Vader he loves me; so why can't you love me?
    Oh, please just be mine

    Licking a steaming hot engine block seemed like a worthless activity 'til you were mine
    Now I'm enlightened, though others are frightened when you wear galoshes and dance on my spine
    If you would be mine (I'd buy you a chicken)
    Your love I would pine (My stomach would sicken)
    You are very fine (like a cheap ballpoint pen)
    Your love is a crime (you can say that again)

    If you would be mine!
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