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Pokin' Holes
by Eric Brown
Some people make a special effort
To make sure they look weird.
They cut their hair all wompy-jawed,
Then wonder why they get jeered.
Then they get somebody in a shop in a mall
To jab holes through their skin.
Then they walk out with do-bobs a-hangin'
From their eyebrows and their chin.
CHORUS:
It's quite disgusting --
I really shouldn't have to tell ya.
Oh, why in the hell would somebody wanna
Poke holes through their genitalia?
It's something that I'll never understand for the life of me ---
People pokin' holes where holes weren't meant to be.
When they pierce their nose, I gotta wonder
What happens when they get a cold?
When they blow their nose, the pressure builds up --
Will the clip on their nose ring hold?
If they keep on a-honkin', that little white pearl
Could shoot out and fly.
It's a danger to society,
It could put out someone's eye.
CHORUS:
These folks aren't clean-cut
Like Archie and Veronica.
These morons got enough holes in their ears
To play like a harmonica!
It's something that I'll never understand for the life of me ---
People pokin' holes where holes weren't meant to be.
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CHORUS:
It's gotta be painful,
And it's really pretty dumb.
You gotta be pretty much brain dead
To stick hardware through your tongue.
It's something that I'll never understand for the life of me ---
People pokin' holes where holes weren't meant to be.
If they can pinch an inch,
They won't even flinch.
They'll pierce a hole or two or three --
People pokin' holes where holes weren't meant to be.
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