Deodorant by Heywood Banks

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Deodorant
By: Heywood Banks

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People are always braggin' 'bout the masters of invention
Like the stuff they did was some big deal
Aeroplanes, electric lights, atom bombs
Hey that's all right
But I got to tell you the way I feel

There is only one man in the history of invention
That to me deserves a second look
That's why the guy who invented
Underarm deodorant is
Number one in my book

Wright Brothers, they were first in flight
Edison, he lit up the night
Henry Ford got the world to drive but
Number one is the armpit guy

Oh people are always braggin' 'bout some big deal accomplishment
Like I should be so impressed
Emmy, Oscar, Nobel Prize
That's just big-time denial
If you really think about what I said

'Cause there is only one man in the history of existence
Who's the reason civilization really took
That's why the guy who invented
Underarm deodorant is
Number one in my book

Poplawski figured out the blender
Judson was the zipper inventor
Josephine Cochran's dishwasher cleaned the plates of food but
Number one is the armpit dude

Oh next time you're trapped in some crowded elevator
Take a moment to mentally kiss the foot
Of the guy who invented
Underarm deodorant
And he'll be number one in your book

That's the guy who invented
Underarm deodorant
And he'll be number one in your book (Marcus Tee)

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