Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
HyperLink
2 Online
 
 
Song Details
Rank this week: 36 (↓7)
Duration: 2:41 
Release Date: 1997  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By:
Music By:
Produced By:
Released By:
Published By:
Licensing:
Keywords:
Reviews:
Facts:
Song Lyrics:
Martha's the most beautiful sight I've ever seen
Long brown eyes, hair so green
I want to write her poetry
I need to tell her I love her
Fancy restaurant, candle-lit meal
Young and tender, innocent veal
I try to tell her just how I feel
When that feeling gives way to another... and I...

Barf, heave, gag, spill, wretch, blow chunks
Do the technicolor yawn, toss my cookies, lose my lunch
Do reverse shooters, regurgitate, spew
Upchuck, throw up, vomit, hurl, and puke

Martha's getting married, before the Lord they stand
She's marrying Bobby, and I'm his best man
He asks for the ring, and he holds out his hand
Bet he wishes he'd worn gloves of rubber... when I...

Barf, heave, gag, spill, wretch, blow chunks
Do the technicolor yawn, toss my cookies, lose my lunch
Do reverse shooters, regurgitate, spew
Upchuck, throw up, vomit, hurl, and puke

Pray to the porcelain goddess, send the Tidy Bowl Man running
Cough up a furball, do some commode hugging

Grandma's dead, the family's gathered 'round
She looks just like she's sleeping, but this is how she sounds
(knock)
It's time to put the poor old lady in the ground
I lean over to tell her I love her... but then I...

Barf, heave, gag, spill, wretch, blow chunks
Do the technicolor yawn, toss my cookies, lose my lunch
Do reverse shooters, regurgitate, spew
Upchuck, throw up, vomit, hurl, and puke

See, songwriting isn't all that complicated.
I just sat and thought about all the places
that throwing up might be inappropriate: on a
date, at a wedding, at a funeral, on Jeopardy,
in a library, at a job interview, on your
first day as a waiter, on your second day as
a waiter, pretty much any day as a waiter,
at a bar mitzvah, during sex, at the opera,
when meeting her parents, when talking
someone off a ledge, during brain surgery,
in a manger with a virgin, any place with a
No Vomiting sign.
(weirdojace)
HyperLink  
Current Rating 7.4 (2 votes)
Song Images:
Messages about the song: "The Vomit Song"
 
 
Enter a New Message
Message:
  • Show/Hide Border
  • Table Properties
  • Delete Table
  • Row
    • Insert Row Above
    • Insert Row Below
    • Delete Row
  • Column
    • Insert Column to the Left
    • Insert Column to the Right
    • Delete Column
  • Cell
    • Merge Cells Horizontally
    • Merge Cells Vertically
    • Split Cell Horizontally
    • Split Cell Vertically
    • Delete Cell
  • Cell Properties
  • Table Properties
  • Properties...
  • Image Map Editor
  • Properties...
  • OpenLink
  • Remove Link
  • Insert Select
  • Cut
  • Copy
  • Paste
  • Paste from Word
  • Paste Plain Text
  • Paste As Html
  • Paste Html

 

 
Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.

Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
© 2004-2019 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.