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2:41
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1997 (DJ Particle)
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Martha's the most beautiful sight I've ever seen Long brown eyes, hair so green I want to write her poetry I need to tell her I love her Fancy restaurant, candle-lit meal Young and tender, innocent veal I try to tell her just how I feel When that feeling gives way to another... and I...
Barf, heave, gag, spill, wretch, blow chunks Do the technicolor yawn, toss my cookies, lose my lunch Do reverse shooters, regurgitate, spew Upchuck, throw up, vomit, hurl, and puke
Martha's getting married, before the Lord they stand She's marrying Bobby, and I'm his best man He asks for the ring, and he holds out his hand Bet he wishes he'd worn gloves of rubber... when I...
Barf, heave, gag, spill, wretch, blow chunks Do the technicolor yawn, toss my cookies, lose my lunch Do reverse shooters, regurgitate, spew Upchuck, throw up, vomit, hurl, and puke
Pray to the porcelain goddess, send the Tidy Bowl Man running Cough up a furball, do some commode hugging
Grandma's dead, the family's gathered 'round She looks just like she's sleeping, but this is how she sounds (knock) It's time to put the poor old lady in the ground I lean over to tell her I love her... but then I...
Barf, heave, gag, spill, wretch, blow chunks Do the technicolor yawn, toss my cookies, lose my lunch Do reverse shooters, regurgitate, spew Upchuck, throw up, vomit, hurl, and puke
See, songwriting isn't all that complicated. I just sat and thought about all the places that throwing up might be inappropriate: on a date, at a wedding, at a funeral, on Jeopardy, in a library, at a job interview, on your first day as a waiter, on your second day as a waiter, pretty much any day as a waiter, at a bar mitzvah, during sex, at the opera, when meeting her parents, when talking someone off a ledge, during brain surgery, in a manger with a virgin, any place with a No Vomiting sign. (weirdojace) |
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7.4
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