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| Background vocals: Thom Uliasz, Steve Fernino (M_Robertcop) |
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[chorus]
We don't need a plot we got CGI!
We don't need a plot we got CGI!
We don't need a plot we got CGI!
We don't need a plot we got CGI!
We got a writer a director and a nice set of boobs
A hundred million dollar budget tell me how can we lose
We got everything we need to make this movie a smash
Except a story, characters, and that kind of trash
We only even need one actor this time
He doesn't even have to act 'cause we'll dub all his lines
And he really only needs to be there for the screen test
We'll do it on a green screen and we'll animate the rest
Then we'll digitally make him look like Ben Afleck
And put him up against a big Playstation graphic
We gotta do it cheap so we don't have to do it well
So we'll just make it fast and blurry so you really can't tell
We got a plot hole the size of the Grand Canyon
And the chick won't show her boobs so we'll have to use a stand-in
Computer magic will now let us pretend
It was on purpose and supposed to look that way in the end
(chorus)
Crossovers are the latest craze the fans are chasin'
Alien versus Predator, and Freddy versus Jason
We gotta get a part of this market while it's hot
So quick run down a list of all the characters we got
They did Puppet Master versus Demonic Toys
Maybe we can do Buffy versus the Lost Boys
Or maybe put her up against Blade unarmed
Or make it a cat fight with the chicks from Charmed
We'll put Lawnmower Man in a remake of Tron
Hobbits could go up against the Leprechaun
We can whip up an alien that's quite a looker
For Star Trek 12: Kirk versus T.J. Hooker
We need something hotter, so I know that we gotta
Put Sabrina The Teenage Witch on a date with Harry Potter
Could be scary, could be funny, could use an evil bunny
Mix it like a meat grinder it'll make us lots of money
(chorus)
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
"Here, what's what sign say?"
"Hollywood."
"Hollywood?!"
"Oh no!"
"I hear all they make is sequels..."
"... and remakes..."
"... and flops..."
"... oh my!"
"Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my!
Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my!
Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my!
Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my!"
We're out of ideas, I mean we got nothin'
But the sequels and the prequels and the spin-offs that we stuck in
For us to have a future it's absolutely vital
That people like films with "part seven" in the title
Comic books can be an atomic force so we should get
A list of all the comics that haven't been a movie yet
I got one, and it hasn't been done
Archie Comics: The Movie, starring Owen Wilson
Or we could redo a foreign film once more
Because it can't be subtitled, no one reads anymore
The live action Garfield was a total flop
But I'm hearing good things about the Marmaduke plot
We'll do a teen sex comedy with a star who's thirty-three
But there can't be any sex we need it rated PG
So cut out all the silicon, even if it makes
A plot hole big enough to be seen from space
(chorus)
We turn out crappier and crappier movies every time
Just wait till you see Police Academy 9
And if you don't like it there's nothing you can do
We own the movie studios, and the theaters, too! Ha!
(laughing)
(samuel_whyte) |
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Current Rating
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(3 votes)
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| Played on 12 shows: |
 | 06-15-19, #AOTA-190615 | | 07-29-06, #ROTP_101 |
| 06-04-10, #MMDT20_10-23 | | 02-07-06, #KMCC_2-14 |
| 02-13-09, #BR-09-60 | | 01-07-06, #ROTP_072 |
| 01-30-09, #BR-09-58 | | 12-31-05, #ISGD-05-93 |
| 03-21-08, #BR-08-11 | | 09-24-05, #FFM-11 |
| 06-24-07, #MMS-83 | | 05-01-05, #MM-7 |
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