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  • This Song Is A Parody Of "Loser" Beck (samuel_whyte)
  • Song Lyrics:
    In a store full of heath food you buy the crap
    Twenty little fixes of cancer in a pack
    With a college tuition's worth of taxes placed on 'em all
    Russian Roulette, you and the Surgeon General
    Kill the lungs and the throat and the head
    Cigarette flamin' with a loser on the other end
    Don't have a match so you use a blow torch
    It's forty below and you're smokin' on the front porch
    Don't cry to me when you're buried down beneath
    Go away and try to hide the yellow stain on your teeth
    You don't believe that it's bad for you, mac
    Well, I challenge you to run a couple laps around the track
    So stuff your face with a nicotine pack
    But save a couple bucks for the day you have a heart attack
    Yo, smoke it
    Smoke Eight packs a day
    I'm a smoker, baby
    So why don't you kill me (repeat)
    (Puffin' on a Death Rod)

    Wrinkles on faces from an all-day puff out
    Toxic waste pourin' out of your mouth
    I wonder why you like to smoke and you say you like the taste
    Well, do you also like rancid meat and human waste
    Sittin' there lookin' like a human exhaust pipe
    Blow it in my face and I'll punch out your lights
    So much smoke it's like your brain is in a fog
    Listen to your voice; you sound like a dyin' frog
    Gotta have a smoke with every meal, every breath
    You'll be buried with a carton when you're curled up at death
    Which'll be here sooner than you thought
    If you keep puffin', and chokin' on a filter
    Smoke And nicotine
    My throat's decaying
    So why don't you kill me (repeat)
    (Get crazy with the menthol)
    (Brain dead smoke addict)

    Yo, break it on down Smoke...

    Smoke Eight packs a day
    I'm a smoker baby
    So why don't you kill me
    (I'm a nicotine idiot)
    [cough]
    (samuel_whyte)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
    Played on 1 show:
    04-01-06, #FFM-35
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