Business As Usual  By: Sudden Death

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[intro] (Tom): OK people, let's get this meeting started. Our first order of business is to find out who brought the Krispy Kreme donuts. (Marci): I have them. They're right here. (Tom): Ah, excellent. And the coffee? (Jeff): Right here. (Tom): Good. Now, let's talk about this expense report. (Takes a bite.) Can someone tell me how the hell we spent eight million dollars last year on coffee and donuts? (All at the same time): I dunno/ Beats me/ I have no idea/ etc. (Tom): Well as you know... [verse 1] Our platform for real-time solutions is facing Retribution from a government probe, I propose That we leverage the front-end architecture from those Infrastructures and engineer a new solution next year That will enable us to implement the integrated Network our engineering team has innovated However, due to Asian market value deflation We will undergo a massive reorganization All the engineers will be summarily dismissed And we'll hire two more managers to oversee this I understand we'll be short-handed but don't pay it any mind We can expedite the partnerships and fix the bottom line This will drive all the B2B initiatives To redefine the value-added metrics of the mission, it'll Generate a killer paradigm so we can guide 'em Through delivery of all the cross-platform action-items Collaborative efforts for the e-market experiences Reinvents a frictionless and synergistic variance Allowing us to maximize the strategies that may arise And minimize the risks to our e-solution enterprise (Tom): Any questions? (Jeff): Just one... [chorus] (All): What the HELL did he say? (Steve): I think he's making up words (All): What the HELL did he say? (Tom): Using nouns as verbs (Steve): You can leverage anything if it's phrased the right way But I still wanna know (All): What the HELL did he say? (Tom): Now, we need to have a meeting so we can prepare for our next meeting. Should we schedule a meeting to set that up? (Marci): I don't think we have enough donuts for that. [verse 2] The organization will be more organized if we can Embiggen our members with a cromulent plan Which management can expedite and leverage to us both Then we'll orchestrate the schema which will maximize our growth We need to synthesize some vertical technologies To harness the holistic web services of all of these And utilizes the visionary systems to produce Some eye-catching web services for interoffice use The ubiquitous nature of the back-end interfaces Need a proactive portal that we can put through its paces From that will evolve a cutting-edge e-business Which will harness the best-of-breed seeds of our existence Our methodologies to implement this plan Requires scalable synergistic ways to meet demand But I believe with the power of the open-source, proprietary Services, that we can make a mark that will be legendary Our mindshare will reach the targeted amount Once the virtual deployment has finished rolling out We'll get a huge ROI, and some more jelly donuts And then I'll give myself a huge bonus (chorus) (Tom): OK. Now, I have a PowerPoint presentation here which better illustrates what I just spoke about. See here we have a circle, two squares, and a bunch of arrows. If we connect the circle to the first square you'll see that we can bypass the triangles. And that will save the company millions. (samuel_whyte)

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