Rest Home Gangstas  By: Sudden Death

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[intro] (Gangsta): Yeah! Real thugs nevah die! Know'-m sayin'?! Nevah give up the life, muthafuckah! Gangstas fah life! (Nurse): Yes, of course, Mr. Jackson. Now it's time for your sponge bath. (Gangsta): b***h, you holdin' out on me?! I'll smack yo' ass into next week you don't give me what's mine! (Nurse): Ooh, somebody's cranky. Did you miss your nap today? [verse 1] I'm a rough and tumble thug, slangin' drugs, I'm a hardcore Gangsta, bangin' on my block with my buds Pimpin' girls with big jugs, I'm that type, I sell The big guns, but I can't wipe myself I'm ninety-seven years old, got an artificial hip With corrective shoes, walk with a gangsta limp Gold chains, gold teeth, and I shine 'em till they gleam Got gold plated knobs on my oxygen machine Loosen up my straps when it's time to take a nap Get a bottle of medicine and I'll bust its cap Go full throttle down the hall where you see me in My low-ridin' wheelchair with the twenty inch rims Give me lip and I'll knock out your teeth, and I won't Give 'em back till I put 'em beneath my ass crack Chew on that for a while, and then you'll know why We mean it when we say real G's never die [chorus] I get a daily sponge bath from a beautiful staff That's the life of a retired gangsta! I run the halls of the home like the emperor of Rome Don't mess with a retired gangsta! I sell pills that can beat anything on the street That's the life of a retired gangsta! And I don't take no flack, so just stay the hell back Don't mess with a retired gangsta! [break] Yeah, b***h! You betta give me mah money! I'll slap the I.V. outta you! [verse 2] I got bitches and hos lined up into rows But it's a pity that their ******* hang down to their toes They're just pretty little grandmas shakin' their bods And the Parkinson's means they give the best handjobs You can decide how she looks when she arrives Blonde, brunette, dentures or glass eyes All my my women have skin with a delightful texture If you need a pacemaker though, that'll be extra When I used to work the streets, my hos were strung up on crack Now I give 'em all Demerol and Prozac And if they pull out their backs, you get an extra half hour Just be sure your ventilator doesn't run out of power Some of the girls think they're too old to strip But I don't wanna hear no lip 'bout you're afraid to break a hip Just because we're in a rest home don't mean you can rest, ho Get your ass outta that dress, work your chest, ho! (chorus) [bridge] Old school playa and I have to confess that these Biddies look pretty with their Sunday best down on the Floor bunched around their ankles, they get A sponge bath daily so that they don't stank They've got more lined up in the ICU They may not see you, but there's nothin they can't do 'Cept get over the flu, or get outta bed So when you're thru, check her pulse to make sure she ain't dead [verse 3] My hos love me though, 'cause I'm quite the dynamo Just plug in the defibrillator and away we go We do a little foreplay with my removable teeth So I can bite her in places other people can't reach This is the life, no one cares if I reek I don't even have to get out of bed to take a leak And I never have to walk, got a motorized chair With hydraulics and a twenty inch rim on the spare I run everything on the second floor From the vending machines down toward the cancer ward And I defend what's mine with the power of my nine Every time, and I remind 'em with a nursery rhyme (music breaks down) Stupid mothahfuckah got in my way Stupid mothahfuckah got shot today All the home's doctors and all the home's nurses Couldn't do s**t, 'cept call for some hearses (pause) (chorus) (samuel_whyte)

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