I’ve Got A Wife  By: Worm Quartet

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Duration:	2:25
Release Date:	2006  (sfjpk30)
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This track is available on the compilation CD "Technobabble" (peterpuck9)

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I'm 6 foot four three hundred pounds a chunk a bulgin' love A couple chins below my head, a mullet perched above A software engineer by trade, pure geeky through and through I can quote Stroustrup or Douglas Adams 'til my face turns blue Now you would think with stats like these that I'd find no affection 'cept within the crackling pages of an old Penthouse collection But the Gods of love and logic must have been off for a day Cuz a real live woman married me, and she seems inclined to stay I often find it stunning It seems to disagree To everything I've ever seen In movies or TV Where the fat kid gets no fanfare And his minor wins are muffled So this victory's for every nerd Who's ever truffle shuffled Cuz I've got a wife where my porn should be My porn should be My porn should be I've got a wife where my porn should be My porn should be oh yeah My comic book collection hits the ceiling of my room It's a techie-haven basement lair that's never seen a broom Where I P2P and RPG and swear I'll never rest 'Til every console I own emulates the Atari VCS (Kim: Why?) Screeching Weasel and Weird Al stare at me from my walls A sump pump in the corner helps me cope when nature calls (Not really) Now take this mental image, and keep it in your head But where the blow-up doll belongs, insert a girl instead A mind with any sanity This fact is sure to vex I've got John DeLancie's autograph But also I've had sex These hands that solder circuitry And code in SunOS Have also felt the fleshy touch Of human female breasts Cuz I've got a wife where my porn should be My porn should be My porn should be I've got a wife where my porn should be My porn should be oh yeah (x 2?) I've got a wiiiiife where my porn should be I've got a wiiiiife where my porn should be (repeated) ShoEboX: For more information about my wife, please consult the song 'My Wife' from my third full-length CD 'Faster Than a Speeding Mullet,' available as we speak from wormquartet.com. Kim: That's a cheap plug ShoEboX: It's not a plug. It's a bibliography. (samuel_whyte)

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	11-26-16, #AOTA-161126		02-09-08, #ROTP_181
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