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| Parody of "Right Thurr" by Chingy (czwrefsteven) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
(shaving noise)
(noise takes on melody)
[chorus 1]
I like the way you shave it down thurr (down thurr)
Shave it down to the skin and don't leave no hurr (leave no hurr)
I like the way you shave it down thurr (down thurr)
Lather up and then scrape it and make it burr (make it burr)
[verse 1]
I like the way you look without pants, see it shine
No little landing strip, no funky design
The type of girl that'll make you tight in your Calvin Kleins
I know she goin' on thirty, but she looks about nine
Look at her butt, look at her small little crack
She kinda looks the same from the front and the back
I like it when I touch it 'cause it squeaks a li'l bit
Excited, so I can make her shriek a li'l bit
Makes me weak a li'l bit, like I'm old and feeble
I get weak in the knees and then I wobble like a Weeble
Young and tender like veal but it costs a bit more
I know it itches but at least there ain't no crabs anymore
[chorus]
I like the way you shave it down thurr (down thurr)
Make it silky smooth like a baby's rurr (baby's rurr)
I like the way you shave it down thurr (down thurr)
You can shave it or wax it or use some Nurr (use some Nurr)
[verse 2]
She be payin' the child's price at movies now once or twice
Man, she so nice, and she knows it's my vice
She took my advice, and now she's workin' nights
Commanding top dollar working for Heidi Fleiss
Come to my crib (crib), I think I may need a nanny
In real life girl remind me of Orphan Annie
A couple shots (click) oh, it's such a pretty site
Rest assured you'll be all over the internet tonight
Nice and clean shaven (shaven), that's the look I've been cravin'
When I find it, I just babble like "m'hey um glayvin!"
She dress like Shirley Temple and my mouth just drops
Can't wait till she gets her hands on my lolipop, ooh
[chorus]
I like the way you shave it down thurr (down thurr)
You put on a show with a lot of flurr (lot of flurr)
I like the way you shave it down thurr (down thurr)
Make it shine till I'm blinded by the glurr (by the glurr)
I bought a new Norelco pack
Close as a blade or your money back
Ooh (uh-huh) ooh, ooh, ooh, what you do
The electric razor has a nice touch
But she's enjoyin' it a bit too much
Ooh! (buzz) ooh, mmm, uhh, Oh OOH!!
[verse 3]
Some women let it grow like a rose bush
Take off their pants it pops out like an ambush
Hairier than your average linebacker
To trim it you might have to use a weed whacker
A little snip (clip) ah, that's better, girl you might have to
Use a paper shredder, I hope I didn't upset her
But it looks like a Bonsai tree, with all these bushy little
Clumps, but it doesn't make you difference to me, 'cause
[chorus]
I like the way you shave it down thurr (down thurr)
And you'll have to forgive me if I sturr (if I sturr)
I like the way you shave it down thurr (down thurr)
I'm not drunk, but my speech is all slurred (is all slurred)
I like that (uh-huh)
I like that (uh-huh)
I like that (uh-huh)
I like that (uh-huh)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, what you do (samuel_whyte) |
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