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Welcome Back, Doctor 
By: Sudden Death
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Rank this week: 66 (↓16)
Duration: 3:31 
Release Date: 2005  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
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  • The source of this parody and the "original" is the theme song of "Welcome Back Kotter", a 70s TV sitcom. (peterpuck9)
  • Parody of "Welcome Back" by Mace (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
    (female) "Doctor!"
    (master) "Yes, Doctor. Welcome back indeed."
    (dalek) "Exterminate!"

    I see him back on TV after all this time
    Another pretty girl with him; hope she has a mind
    The TARDIS, I hope it has the same design
    And I hope the BBC won't throw 'em out this time
    And when the day comes I'm watchin' Dr. Who
    God help you if you block my view
    Everything will be alright once he's on the screen
    I'll jump up and sing God Save The Queen
    'Cause TV now leaves me so bored
    I need my renegade Time Lord
    Home is where your second heart is and his is the TARDIS
    Known as the Doctor, but don't work for Novartis
    Fox forgot, he is NOT half human
    Oh, what I would do to be one of his crewmen
    You know the first place I would go
    Back to '89 to stop 'em from canceling the show.

    See, the face may have changed, but the name is the same
    Now he's back in the game, but without Sarah-Jane
    Ooh you know we need ya
    Ooh you know we need ya
    Like Yankees Derek Jeter
    Or just like a WalMart greeter
    Welcome back
    Welcome back, welcome back, Doctor's back
    Welcome back, welcome back, Time Lords back
    Welcome back, welcome back, Daleks back
    Welcome back, welcome back, Doctor's back

    Colin, he was sacked by BBC's most high
    I have the Dalek that Katy Manning posed by
    Everyday attacked by Cybermen and cacti
    We know that's a sofa, but we don't ask why
    Sonic screwdriver helps him thrive wherever he goes
    He's like MacGyver on Survivor when he meets foes
    Billie Piper, man, I'm worried that she might stink
    Tryin' to find her forte, they'll end up fighting N'Sync
    He flies the TARDIS like it was a tour bus
    It's a police box without the donuts
    On Skaro, you might just meet your maker
    From flashing salt 'n pepper shakers, the Daleks
    We all love to hate and like the Orkin Man's date
    They love to exterminate, but how could
    They be so menacing I often wonder
    With just an egg beater and a toilet plunger

    See, the game is so lame with reality shows
    All the same, they're to blame, make my brain decompose
    Ooh you know we need ya
    Ooh you know we need ya
    Like cops who need a speeder
    Or like Word's auto-completer
    Welcome back
    Welcome back, welcome back, Doctor's back
    Welcome back, welcome back, Time Lords back
    Welcome back, welcome back, Daleks back
    Welcome back, welcome back, Doctor's back

    [play theme with recorder]

    Welcome back!
    (samuel_whyte)
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