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Rank this week: 10 (↑18)
Duration: 2:55 
Release Date: 1997  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Bob Rivers (zarah) 
Music By: Bob Rivers (zarah) 
Produced By: Bob Rivers/Kelly Gray (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Atlantic/WEA (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Grant Goodeve is the featured singer. (davidtanny)
  • Richard Simmons hams it up in this weight oriented Xmas song. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It's The Most Fattening Time of the Year

    (Parody of It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year)

    (Richard Simmons:)
    Put on you seat belts, everybody! Put on your food belts!

    Oh no! It's not that time of year again. No, it can't be! It can't be! Tell me. Pinch me. Tell me it's not here!

    It's the most fattening time of the year
    With that pumpkin pie filling
    And everyone swilling
    Down eggnog and beer
    It's the most fattening time of the year

    It's the lip-smackingist season of all
    While you're shopping you're cheating
    Impulsively eating
    That junk at the mall
    It's the heav- heaviest season of all

    There'll be turkeys for basting
    And stuffing for tasting
    And giblets and gravy will flow
    There'll be cookies that mom baked
    And leftover fruitcake
    From a Christmas a long time ago

    It's the scale flattening time of the year
    While your diet you're blowing
    There's calories going
    Straight down to your rear
    It's the scale flattening time of the year

    Hey wait a minute. Wait a minute. I know there's food everywhere. Eggnog flowing out of fountains. It's like one big Bar Mitzvah. But listen, you don't have to do that. You could have small portions. And make ribbons instead of fudge. You can do it! Please try!

    There'll be after meal dozing
    And arteries closing
    Cholesterol levels will grow
    It's too cold to go jogging
    Too brisk for tobogganing
    So pass me a hot buttered roll

    Don't you dare touch that roll! I'm watching!

    It's the most fattening time of the year
    All those gingerbread shingles
    And chocolate Kris Kringles
    Will tremble in fear
    It's the most fattening time
    It's a belt loosening time
    It's the most fattening time of the year

    I'm Watching!
    (Marcus Tee)
    Current Rating 8.3 (2 votes)
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